The TV chefs are concerned. The customers may not enjoy the dish. Maybe it won't be ready in time.

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I was on my way home and I heard some nice noise coming from above so I looked up and I saw two girls on the roof of a rather decent Haussmann. It...

Mornington-By-Mere – (36) Returning Angel (Part 06)

After making love for the second time on that momentous Sunday, Matthew and Angela drifted off to asleep again. When they eventually awoke and they emerged from his bedroom they went downstairs and he cooked them a fried breakfast, although technically it wasn’t really breakfast but Matt called it that because he didn’t know what else to call a fry up at 4 o’clock in the afternoon.


What shape is a kiss?

Choice Tales from the Vale – (152) Indecent Proposal (Part 02)

Gary managed to dodge Kim’s less than suttle advances for six months without too much difficulty but she became bolder and bolder until one day when he had been for meal at The Old Mill in Mornington and walked over to his car and found Kim sitting in the passenger seat.

Mornington-By-Mere – (36) Returning Angel (Part 05)

It was 4.00am and Matt was still sitting at the kitchen table having drunk two mugs of Milo made with boiled milk and he was very wide awake and cursing his behaviour. “Why couldn’t you just look away” he said to himself “This is going to make the atmosphere very strained for the next two days”

Choice Tales from the Vale – (152) Indecent Proposal (Part 01)

Clayton is a small village in the North East corner of the Finchbottom Vale, with a large nucleus of substantial dwellings and a greater number of more humble homes and of the those inhabitants who need to work for a living the largest employer in the area was the Clayton Manor Hotel.

One for the road

A quiet moment

La Sota De Copas

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