Miscellaneous

A Traditional Marriage

I collared our lass and this is what I said. It's about time you and that nurd yonder was properly wed. You're right there dad, but he has feet of...

Don't be Too Happy - There's a Law Against It

Think of your favourite song, and hum it. Smile and your popularity will summit. Grin too long and your stock will plummet. Laugh too long and they'...

Paint the Skies

So I’m back again playing Zeppelin riffs until my fingers bleed but this time it’s different- I’m rolled up in blue sky clutching stars to give to...
Cherry

The Green Man

If I explain it... well let's just say poems are like jokes, explain them and they don't work. CCA-SA 3.0 Licence Source Wikipedia SiGarb ( talk | contribs )

Golden Memories: Neighbours

When asked what 'Hell' was, Sartre was alleged to reply "other people". This may not be true, and he would no doubt wish to qualify the statement if...

Have You Been To Northern Ireland

Have You Been To Northern Ireland By Paul McCann . I wish you where in Carrickfergus , or fishing in Kilkeel . If only you could catch a joke , big...

The Universal Queen

. The Universal Queen By Paul McCann She’s the outer space queen who commands time and space , the earth is her footstool and she rules it with grace...

A Day Spent Getting Lost

. A Day Spent Getting Lost By Paul McCann I went for a walk to see the country all around me . Corncrakes sung among fields where some cow dung cakes...

Reversing

It was a sunny day at the seaside and the bay was packed with visitors. Ice-cream parlours were doing a roaring trade, while in the bay itself a...
Cherry

Twenty Flight Rock

Sing-Sing. I am taken away down into the darkness. I see the faces of my loved ones who can do so little. What is happening is legal, certified,...