Miscellaneous

The Magpie.

I was at work, when Meghan told me, “I heard a bird crying outside, I looked out and saw clarence near it on the back step.” We have near our home, a...
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Heart.

There are SO many lovely words. There is one, that I have heard recently, on telly, by different people. It is a lovely phrase. Lots of people use it...

Mosquito

Many years ago, our next-door neighbour put in his garden, cat deterrent soundwaves to keep our seven cats out of his garden! He didn’t tell us, but...

Amazon.

I love the adverts. Years ago, when, nothing could be recorded, from the telly, I had to just enjoy the songs on the adverts, when they came on. Back...

Hamster and Thatcher (deceased) - The two child benefit cap

Starmer and Thatcher – benefit Sir Keith Hamster, newly-elected Labour Prime Minister, is keen to re-shape socialism for the 21 st century, but none...
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Cherry

Being Very Good at Pointless Things

Oh! Spectacular acts of Herculean will. Unknown heroes going for the ritual kill. It'll be many weeks before we've had our fill. Medals galore and...
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Harris.

He was on his own, driving when suddenly he felt unwell. Clutching his chest, he pulled over, and called 999 and asked for an “Ambulance.” Harris was...

Insurance.

My friend, his lovely Mum is dying, the Doctor has told him, “She has about three weeks to live.” He and his wife, they have paid in full for their...
Gold cherry

BREAK DOWN OF A BREAKDOWN

BREAK DOWN OF A BREADOWN Marooned in his corner, a plum-less Jack Horner, Alone midst the multitude, social ineptitude, Vocal decrepitude, self-...
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