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Lenny Mass's Branhal School Diary - Monday 13 October

Monday 13 October I sat next to Nettie when I got the bus that morning. As I sat down, I whispered: "Nettie Scoot. D irfen. Nefrid nerfid." "Huh,...

Comprehend

Rhythmic words elapsed over symbolic syndromes, My papers drenched through of the catatonic cruelty, Deciphering hidden notes played calling...

Three lines

How do you summarise three lines?

Jeremy Corbyn Like St George

Jeremy Corbyn like St George, a dragon goes to slay; a terrible gorgon, who would gorge on you, Theresa May. She promises taxes with her axes she...
Cherry

The Star Dog

There once was a boy, called Tom, who really wanted a pet dog. He wanted a pet dog more than anything in the whole world and at night he would lie in...

Snowman

Snowman Cocooned and tucked away In a chrysalis Snowman melts Sooty are his tears Outside a lacustrine beauty His nose is the first casualty It falls...

Thesus and Helen of Troy

Thesus and Helen of Troy Syoinkismis said Thesus All his folks Gathered around. United was his folks: Attica under Athens, Ogres and monsters subdued...

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (28) To Catch a Thief and Steal a Heart (Part 06)

Wendy turned away from him and he could tell the way her shoulders were moving that she was crying. “Well come on then” he said “Get your shoes on, they’re waiting for you” “What, now?” She said wiping her face on her sleeve and nearly falling in the stream then she threw her long arms around him in a big gawky hug.

I DON’T MIND YOU NOT BEING GLAMMED UP

I don’t mind you not being glammed up

on Psalm 12

[Continuing the hymn-for-Sundays series ] Strutting round with lies, deceit, flattery, and self-conceit – for authority, disdain, boasting falsehood...