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The Fence (Youth Misbehaviour After The Election)
A Teenager destroys a Fence while showing off, not realising that an election has brought a new, more Left Wing government to power, but one which has brought more traditional punishments back to deal with Youth Misbehaviour and many other crimes.
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Unidentified Brown
If your hands are dirty With brown marks that make you wonder what One of two things it can be Perhaps it's chocolate ... or not To know with...
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Gym Pants
Jim was exhausted, from The 5 mile run. His shorts chaffing against his groin.
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Big Time Sally
Biding her time she pulls at her hair like a regular cell mate itchy with cooties – having too long in a 9 x 6 fit light-bright staring in her eyes...
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A Christmas Tale With A Difference
The people of 'England' were facing a General Election, but what was going to happen this time? This was co-written by myself and my wife Wendy in 2006. We 'bounced' a few ideas off each other to write it together. As we are now facing another election, and at Christmas time, we both think it is the perfect time to post our joint work on my abctales account, with due credit to my wife Wendy Kirtley.
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An Itch As Big As A Banger
George Fern woke up one morning with a terrible itch. George had been losing weight which was good but retaining water which was not so good. George...
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Dark Hart
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‘So you did come,’ Fenton Jake called across the echoed merriment of the Dark Hart Arms. They quieted for a second, but on the eve of their noise...
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Boris Johnson And Jeremy Corbyn.
Saw this today on the internet, and in a way, it is SO true: - “Time to remember the best voting advice I have heard, voting isn’t marriage, its...
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Between lives
it might have been that once upon a time, between lives, I grew long fingers like icicles, as a piano player, I strolled along like the whisper of an...
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The Man Who Was Allergic to Himself (Pt. II)
Part One is here - I climb the museum’s stairs, turning to gaze out. Further down the river, elephantine trees trumpet and stampede. A rusty Ferris...
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