Certificate 12

Ages 12 and up

THE ANTHILL

'World Peace'
Cherry

Dreams of Halloween

Audio version at https://soundcloud.com/user-62051685/dreams-of-halloween-mp3 Dreams of Halloween In celluloid dreams I walk in graveyards of the...
Cherry

Night Hag

The sun sets. I walk the half block from the bus to home. The sun paints the pavements orange, it flickers in the trees. I note the lengthening...
Cherry

Night Owls

The sun sets. I sit at my window and I watch it go down. The way blue becomes purple, and fire becomes wine, and there’s a line of molten golden that...

The Cheap Lager Book of Records

Don't get bored! Why not set a new record? I can pee ten feet. It'll never be beat. I'm that sort of guy. (Just don't ask why).

The Dead Hamster

My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap. My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a slap. My stepdaughter's hamster accidentally got...
Gold cherry

Owl Down

We found a dead owl on our morning walk.
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THE HAUNTED HOUSE

'Happy Halloween'
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