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I am Old (Passing)
I hate the way every verb is now irregular in English "Text,text,text" as if it were put,put,put, or let,let,let. Ingenious we are, to omit the final t and have tex',tex',tex', as if it were some Anglo-Saxon contribution to the language when Alfred the Great invented the mobile phone. Image source is Pixabay and is free for non-commercial use
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Hey Asshole, Don't Call Me an Anteater
Hey, I'm an aardvark for God's sake. Don't start calling me an anteater just because I eat ants. I eat termites too. If you called me a termiteater...
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Reading and Breeding
After a few billion years, we finally learned how to read. This "paragraph" for example is nothing more than a collection of data with each letter...
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Are you a good driver?
Are you a good driver? Do you like to speed? Or curse and shout At a roundabout When there is no need? Are you a good driver? Your licence is it...
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Do you know where your president is?
With U.S. partisan political content.
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Frank the Tank
A poem about an unpleasant person. We all know one.
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Contradiction
I love planes But am afraid of flying I love swimming But am afraid of drowning I love sleep But am afraid to go to bed I love love But am afraid of...
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Conversations With a Blockhead
Conversations With A Blockhead It was a rainy morning in early September, the last throes of summer on Labor Day weekend. We had been to the gym...
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Store and Save
Well then, the government will be sending out a "What to Do in the Event of No Deal" leaflet. I expect it will be as useful as the old "Duck and Cover" campaign, eh? Image out of copyright source wiki commons.
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St Boris's Day
Just effing read it. (I snarled) Image is in the public domain. Source wikipedia commons.
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