Certificate PG

Parental guidance suggested for children

The Picture Ranch 46

In which something, but not so very much, happens. Image is lifted from a Northampton auctioneer's website, the box is long sold, but they still sell such things. I doubt they'll recognise the image after what I've done to it.

The Politician

purrs out doublespeak the promise of a successful election spurring him along the voter trail taking wayward routes from here to handfuls of votes...

the words just came out of my mouth

Every girl is pretty in their own way Even if they happen to be gay When the words just came out of my mouth I expected people to scream and to shout...
Cherry

anti depressants

I take these two orange pills every night They dull out the pain the struggle and fight They numb my senses until I feel Nothing that this world...

Death by Water 2

-Mom, remember that Korean bum I told you about? -I told you not to hang around that man. What about him? -I think he's dead. He's lying in the...
Cherry

Red Alert!

I hadn’t visited Baxter in some time, having been off in Albuquerque tending to business with a malfunctioning electrical system in a parking garage...

the thank you note

To Auntie Marge, Thank you for having me last weekend. I got out of the hospital yesterday. It’s nice to be home in my own bed. I’m sorry for...

Chaos in Disney

Cathy, Sinead and Pip, Michaels sisters had been over to Disney to visit him in October for Halloween. Michael worked in Disney land Paris as a few...

One of Seven

Tommy was a five year old boy. It was a magical age; it’s the age where cars picked up tigers from the zoo and brought them all to a tea party in New...