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Trump reads Hansel and Gretel
So there were these two kids, Hansel and Gretel - great kids, really terrific kids. Everybody said so. And they had a father, who was, you know, weak...
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Is America Coming Here? (Sleepwalkers?) by rogue reporter Alfred N.Muggins
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14/9/25 (25/9/25) Alfred was beginning to think it was time to go to America to actually buy some guns, for his own self defence! The political and...
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300 Words
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The challenge I created for myself was to write a story totalling 300 words or fewer. I found it particularly difficult! Gold Rush ‘Well, ahoy ma'am...
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Scary Event
Dear diary, it was the evening of Wednesday 24th September 2025. I was stood in the bathroom cleaning my teeth, when all of a sudden there was an...
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Paracetamol is the work of Satan

Paracetamol is the work of Satan Robert prepared to address congress and worlds waiting press , he knew the liberal media would twist his words. The...
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Corpse Candle
When I create a flame, say by lighting a candle, the flame draws a colour and depending on the colour I see a kind of corpse. Red, a male adult will...
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Glass House
Never enough, yet too much Pain too loud, yet nothing said Your open bottle emptied your arms And your jaw unhinged to spew guile and scorn As your...
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Please laugh in her face
I'm not going to tell you that April phoned. I know what you will say. 'Of course she did, and I bet you answered and I bet you didn't make any...
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Envelope, compass, egg

You wrote to me and I kept meaning to reply but I never found the time. I wanted to be at the kitchen table with the nice writing paper you gave me...
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Above The Fireplace
It began with a silence no-one could explain. The silence that makes you touch your necklace or reach for a jumper, anything that has texture. It is...
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