Humour

A Bee in her Bonnet

Ouch! Ouch! I've just been stung. If I find that varmint, it'll be hung. Well, you wouldn't wear a hat. Told me I was just a nagging prat. Better if...

A Quotation

"When a whole society has been turned into a hospital ward, it is a sad and meaningless life for a hypochondriac." Wild Oscar

Lester the Line Cook

Lester was a squat, spherical, and pasty line cook with the fleshy bald head and heavy-ringed ears of a genie. Back in his twenties, when he was...
Cherry

The Day is Almost Over with Vocals

https://soundcloud.com/hudsonmoon/the-day-is-almost-over-ii The day is almost over I haven’t done a thing Been staring at some work of mine with...

Larry and Mick Wonder Who Left the Tap On

"Was it you?," said Larry. "Nope," said Mick. "Was it you?" "Nope," said Larry. "Maybe it was the cat." "Don't be ridiculous," said Mick. But they...

Larry and Mick Get Lost in Peppa Pig World

"How long has it been?," said Mick. "Too long," said Larry. "But seriously, how long?," said Mick. Larry consulted his wrist. "3 years, 42 days, 5...

Larry and Mick Get Into a Bit of a Pickle

"Nice pickle," said Larry. "Yes," said Mick. "I just wish there was more." "But you know what they say," said Larry, as he placed his hand on Mick's...

My brother also has a Humpty Dumpty (IP)

My brother also has a Georgy Porgy one: Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie Bombed the Arabs and watched them die But when Korea came out to play Humpty...