Humour

The Ticket Window

With the ghost of Cary Grant as my guide, I swaggered over to the ticket window at Grand Central Terminal. “Judy! Judy! Judy!” I said. “I’d like a...

Envy

You iz the biz, Jimmy Whizz, You has Liz, and lots of fizz. ...so I'm taking your cash. Giz! Giz! Giz!

SPORTING DECEIT

An affair between a Sportscaster

The War (Against The Virus) Is Not Over!

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We were told we were fighting a war, against the virus, from the relative safety of our homes. Only the doctors and nurses, and care staff in the...

Lord Jack

My name is Jack. I live in a shack. I wear a sack, Covered in cack. My feet are black And I sleep on a rack. But I used to be posh, Which is why I...

I WAS TOLD BY A COUNTRYMAN

I was told by a countryman that

The Pub

Now then lad, let's go for a beer. There's a barmaid there and we can leer. We can drink six pints and piss 'em out. We can talk for six hours and...

THE THEFT OF A WHOLE SHOP

The theft of a whole shop in Regents