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Boris Johnstone

They want blood. Ma heid oan a platter. And nuttin ah say, or dae, will appease the bastards, either. The Great British public jist dinnae gee a fuck...
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Alfred Muggins Ponders The Royal Wives (Again)

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Mr Muggins and his wife were in their (royal – he liked to think of it!) bed. It was not a four poster bed unfortunately, like Henry and his wives,...
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Craven on Patrol - Part II

“Okay, Craven. We got off to a poor start yesterday.” “I’ll say we did. I can’t believe you made me walk home.“ “Sorry, dear boy. It isn’t everyday...
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A Sign of the Times

In which Josiah sees a sign, and Archibald wishes he hadn't! This story was inspired by an allegedly real photograph of precisely this sign being displayed in a Funeral Director's window, which gives me hope that Josiah and Archibald really are out there, somewhere :-)

Getting Too Old To Get Up For Work

. Getting Too Old To Get Up For Work By Paul McCann The alarm clock went off I shuddered from sleep, then I fell out of bed landing in a heap...

How to become a Rock Star

It's actually quite easy to become a modern rock star. Firstly, you need a junk food diet, supplemented by zero exercise. This is sometimes called...
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A Woman of the Swamp 2-2 [2 of 2]

Continued from here When everything was settled, the four of them met in a cramped hallway next to the bar’s bathroom. There were only two rooms, and...
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A Woman of the Swamp 2-2 [1 of 2]

Apologies, had to split this one in two again because it went over the word limit! Previous Chapter 2. An Ordinary Dive Bar It was summer in the city...
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Craven on Patrol

“Hey, Craven!” Detective Sergeant Dowd pulled his patrol car to the curb and signaled for Craven to get in. “No, not in the back. You’re sitting up...
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Craven Unraveled

“What’s with the limp, Mr. Danger?” Craven stopped at Betty’s desk and yelped into his closed fist. “That rotten McDougall kid kicked me in the shin...