Humour

ONE DAY ON THE GOLF COURSE

One day on the golf course I overturned my golf cart A pretty woman came to assist And I was attracted from the start
Cherry

Another Parody Of An Old Western Theme Song

When right was right and wrong was wrong, and chaps were first the rage. When the west was young, in terms of geologic age. He rode the trail with...

I HAD A FITTING WITH MY TAILOR

I had a fitting with my tailor and
Gold cherry

Condoms for Cornwall - a short monologue

Here’s the list. Now what do I need? Well not me. My gallumping son Dan, who's just passed his GCSEs. Him and the rest of his year are heading for...

The Cricklewood Times, Sunday 25th June 2017

NB: for Jack, no, Tarquin doesn't exist and I don't have these kind of connections. Image is author's own.

I THINK THAT THEIR NAME IS AN MISNOMER

I think that their name is an misnomer
Cherry

I'm Trying to Live and Let Live

I’m trying to live and let live People in Boden fun print clothes Fast-moving black spiders, ants In my cupboards outwitting me with Their highly...

Ronaldandonaldmacdonald

I spent three of my formative years in a lunatic asylum that was known as a boy's dorm. Nowadays, those facilities are probably called Men's and...