Humour

Permanently on Santa's Naughty List

Something happened and my son is pissed. He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list. But he's not only on that list this year, he's on it...

A Matter of Machismo

“Are yer comin’ a bigun?” The fat one growled the question from between clenched teeth, his piggy eyes glaring through the quickening murk of winter’...

Alicia and the Hole

It occurred to me this morning that there are too many versions of ‘Alice in Wonderland’ - so here’s another... ... “Come on!,” said Alicia’s friend...
Gold cherry

Ode to a sexy pancake

Cinnamon-faced you swim In organic butter. Your batter stiffened with a little milk, finally leads to a creamy consistency. O you yellow beauty with...

It's All In The Game - Part 2

In which Josiah seeks modernisation and Archibald bursts into rhyme!
Cherry

The Great Escape

News headline - Two nuns accused of stealing $500k from school for gambling escape trial

A Different Version Of Pinocchio

I'm Pinocchio and when I lie, a certain part of my anatomy grows. But I'm talking about my wiener, not my nose. Women constantly beg me to lie. But I...

FG2 - part 2

READ PART 1 FIRST! ( https://www.abctales.com/story/pepsoid/fg2-part-1 ) ... 13. In which Flash and Zarkov get huffy with one another in a swamp. The...

FG2 - part 1

aka ‘Flash Gordon 2.’ being an unofficial sequel to the 1980 movie, ‘Flash Gordon.’ … 1. In which we revisit the end of ‘Flash Gordon’ and Ming...