Humour

WE CALL MY AUNT BETH THE EXORCIST

We call my aunt Beth the exorcist

Zimba

Hai zika zimba zimba zimba Hai zika zimba zimba zey Hai zika zimba zimba zimba Hai zika zimba zey Mow'em down you Zulu warriors Mow'em down you Zulu...

I'm Justin Bred, not just inbred

When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred, They think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head. Everybody who I know thinks that I'm married to...

Poetry Man

I told her I was a poetry man with words and songs and dreams to tell. I said I’d got the rhythm and rhyme. She said, “Wow! Come and ding my bell.” I...

HOOCHIE COOCHIE

I really like to smooch With my hoochie cooch

GE Appliances

There's something about my wife that astounds me. She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE. I bought her a washing machine that was made by...

A Days Worth Of Work (chapter 1)

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, what can i get for you today" i said, trying to sound as professional as i could without seeming fake ."hmmmm....uhhhh.....ok...

This Thing About Cheese

This Thing About Cheese By Paul McCann She kept calling out after him but he just walked out the door , For a moment the world just stopped and she...

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 1

A volunteer is worth Ten pressed men”