Humour

The girl on the platform

The girl on the platform, waiting for her train. She looks kind of pretty, Though booze has soaked her brain It’s gone 3:00 a.m. And it's starting to...
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Something Wrong

There was a young woman named Millie, Who did something incredibly silly, She took out a knife, She didn’t end her life, But she chopped off her...

First Time at Beavers

The first time I took on the Beavers, I wondered “What have I done?” But I was stuck at the hut with them looking at me, and the session had already...
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Story of the week

Arrival in Hallowmere

The train station at Hallowmere was notable for two things: first, it was the sort of place that made you wonder whether civilisation had ever quite...
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It's Grim Up North

Whilst strolling gently down twilight road I encountered a man worsted by sombre load His knees were bent and shoulders cowed And his manner ungainly...
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Birthday Blues by Alfred Muggins

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11/12/24 Alfred woke up well 45 minutes earlier than his alarm was due to go off, to set him on the path to his wife’s sister’s house to accompany...
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Fighter

Just when I think I've already written the most unhinged lyrics I could possibly muster, I go and top it! This is meant to be comical, of course. The...

maths and divinity

there was once a diligent student at trinity who tried understanding a third of eternity counting how many days boggled his brains so he dropped...