Certificate 18

Adults only

Seven Nights at the Flamingo Hotel (Saturday morning. Sick to the Bottom of your Bum.)

It is 515. The digits click. The alarm whines and you groan. For once the pain is not solely existential. Every time you close your eyes Eusavio is...

December in Carolina

I went for a walk this morning. When I returned to the house Lynn asked me about the weather. I said "the weather is beautiful if we are in Rochester...

Let Him Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone.

I love this story, on every level. The Woman was caught in the very act of adultery, was the Man married too? We don’t know, we are not told, but she...

From Jester To King II

At the comedy club.

Seven Nights at the Flamingo Hotel (Saturday morning. Before you awake. Room Hopping.)

In this wretched life, it is only our petty animosities and small victories which help us get through the day. For, knowing someone is worse off than...

An Itch As Big As A Banger

George Fern woke up one morning with a terrible itch. George had been losing weight which was good but retaining water which was not so good. George...

Friday Night at the Flamingo Hotel (Friday night. Your Love is King part 2)

“Are you crying?” You have made it. You are in your pink suit and you are in The Hot Top Bar and Grill. Eusavio is by your side. He is in a cropped...

Seven Nights at the Flamingo Hotel (Friday night. Your Love is King. Part 1.)

You are slumped over a table in The Commodore Club when you are shaken awake and you see a number of swirling Eusavios looking down at you. You think...
Gold cherry

Seven Nights at the Flamingo Hotel (Friday, at work. The Greatest Love of All. Polye Thylene.)

In the kitchen Angela, the kitchen manager, is standing with Amer, who you have christened Mersault from Camus’ The Outsider . They must be in a...

If You Demand Sex

Men such as yourself are dumb and deserve to have broken necks. When you buy women dinner, you think that you're entitled to sex. When you pay for a...