Terrence Oblong

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I have 715 stories published in 35 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 515427 times and 499 of my stories have been cherry picked.
13 of my 689 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 13 votes

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Cherry

Someone has taken offence

‘Someone has taken offence’. The message flashed up on my screen when I tried to log into my writing site. There was no detail. No indication of the...
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Cherry

Ulf and Sven and the Viking Burial

Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven) Sven: "Have you heard the news, Ulf? Olaf Hairshirt has died.” Ulf: “Olaf? He was only 63. How did he die...

Lordy Lordy - Pantsgate

I was woken by Box, my parliamentary assistant, with my breakfast tray. "Your coffee, my lord, your toast and assorted toast adornments.” “And the...
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Cherry

Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips (2)

Readers Top Money-Saving Ideas Governments, save money on expensive wars by simply surrendering to invading armies and giving them everything they...
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Gold cherry

Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips (1)

Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips Save money on expensive boomerangs by simply picking up two similar-looking sticks, throwing one away and...
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13 of my comments have received 13 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked

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Posted in Sex is like a rubix cube

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Many thanks Di. I had

Posted on Sun, 07 Aug 2022

Many thanks Di. I had problems logging in to my account just now, thought my story had come true!

 

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Posted in Someone has taken offence

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Thanks L. I would be torn

Posted on Sat, 12 Feb 2022

Thanks L. I would be torn between Gillam and the Coen brothers. I think the Coens would give more for Billy the Fish to do

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Posted in Grafting Haddock in the George

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Thanks insert

Posted on Thu, 19 Aug 2021

Thanks insert

I've booked that day off work with a vague plan of going somewhere, I'll have to check with Mrs Oblong, I'll hopefully know later tonight

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Posted in Lordy Lordy - Quiz Night

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I scared a heron on a run

Posted on Sun, 14 Jun 2020

I scared a heron on a run along the river the other day, I hadn't seen it and ran right up to it. Instead of flapping its wings and tearing off in a panic like any other bird would do it just gracefully glided across the river, calm and gracious...

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Posted in Lake Musings

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Many thanks Ewan. I wrote

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2020

Many thanks Ewan. I wrote this while waiting for Mrs Oblong to get ready for bed, it's lovely when they come fully formed lkke that

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Posted in The biggest fight ever

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Thanks Jenny. This was

Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019

Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...

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Posted in The old Prussian Colonel's underpants

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spellcheck thinks its funny

Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018

spellcheck thinks its funny

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Posted in Sleep like a Lord

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Thanks insert, I apologise

Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017

Thanks insert, I apologise for  my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos

 

TO

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Posted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit

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I think I'm going through an

Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016

I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.

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Posted in The Heffalump Problem

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