Terrence Oblong

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I have 931 stories published in 52 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1392748 times and 679 of my stories have been cherry picked.
32 of my 819 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 33 votes

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By Terrence Oblong on Sat, 26 Sep 2026

I first met Terrence Oblong in Salubrious Passage, a dark, narrow, dingy, twisty alley that led to the church, hence its name. In the middle of the...
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Fake Wikipedia pages for made-up sitcoms - Members of the Public

By Terrence Oblong on Sun, 30 Aug 2026

Members of the Public is a British comedy produced by BBC TV, set around a local neighbourhood watch group. It ran from 4 April 2001 to 2 November...
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Action Andy Burnham

By Terrence Oblong on Sat, 15 Aug 2026

After Sir Keir Starmer started falling asleep in the middle of his own speeches, it became clear that Labour needed a dynamic man of action, someone...
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Fake Wikipedia page for non existent sitcom - Stars of tomorrow, flatmates of today

By Terrence Oblong on Tue, 11 Aug 2026

Stars of tomorrow is a 2024 sitcom made for Channel 4 by JAX media. Based in a flatshare for performers at the Edinburgh Fringe festival. Set over...
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Fake Wikipedia page for non existent sitcom spinoff movie - Bobby's Beat Abroad

By Terrence Oblong on Sun, 09 Aug 2026

Bobby’s Beat Abroad is a 1980 British comedy film direct by Cliff Owen and staring Felicity Kendal, Peter Jones, Robin Asquith and Sid James and...
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32 of my comments have received 33 Great Feedback votes

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Thanks Harry. Starmer built

Posted on Sat, 14 Sep 2024

Thanks Harry. Starmer built his entire castle on lies so I see it as my duty to call him out. The idea that the pensioners have to pay for everything through cuts while taxing billionaires and oil company excess is out of the question is a...

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Posted in Sir Kier Starmer Superhero – Sir Kier and the energy crisis

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Thanks Di

Posted on Fri, 08 Sep 2023

Thanks Di

I was attacked by a gang of ducks once, when I was eating sandwiches by the river in walk and the ducks decided that the sandwiches were theirs, not mine. I was saved by a dog

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Posted in Today’s TV

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked

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Ah, I nicked the Trevor Eve

Posted on Sun, 30 Aug 2026

Ah, I nicked the Trevor Eve US spinoff attempt from the 1990s sitcom Nightingales.  Come to think of it I've nicked a lot from 1990s sitcom Nightingales

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Posted in Fake Wikipedia pages for made-up sitcoms - Members of the Public

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Thanks David

Posted on Sat, 15 Aug 2026

Thanks David

I quite like Andy, but he is failing to introduce any real change. 

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Posted in Action Andy Burnham

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Thanks insert

Posted on Tue, 11 Aug 2026

Thanks insert

Writing is a great way to work out the trauma

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Yes, going to reply shortly,

Posted on Sat, 08 Aug 2026

Yes, going to reply shortly, that's fine, just need to fumble a blurb together

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I'm laying claim to it, but

Posted on Sat, 09 May 2026

I'm laying claim to it, but then again this work is entirely a fiction, for instance I only got 66 in my Descartes essay

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Posted in The Way We Were: Abba-esque EP, June 1992

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Thanks Di

Posted on Fri, 24 Apr 2026

Thanks Di

I have a loose idea for part 7, set in the future

I also think there's another story underneath there somewhere. The story takes loosely from my family history, my mother's serious relationshp prior to  marriage, the...

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Posted in McCalliog and his hens (6)

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Okay, I got it wrong. It's

Posted on Sun, 08 Mar 2026

Okay, I got it wrong. It's now being reported that Russia is now sending tank units into battle without tanks.  

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Posted in The War Museum

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