Terrence Oblong

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I have 590 stories published in 29 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 360609 times and 402 of my stories have been cherry picked.
9 of my 588 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 10 votes

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Cherry

Isolation Island 4 - Not Matilde

After the Colonel left, the Librarian continued with my induction. “If this is a library, where are the books?” I said. “There are no books on the...
Cherry

Isolation Island 3 - the Overseer

We walked outside. "This is the village," the Colonel said. He gestured to the surrounding circle of wooden buildings, all of them identical to the...
Cherry

Isolation Island 2 - Dream Archaelogy

I dressed. My clothes were on the back of the chair at the foot of my bed. Grey boxers, grey tracksuit bottoms, grey T shirt, grey cardigan and black...

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9 of my comments have received 10 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...

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Posted in Sex is like a rubix cube

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I scared a heron on a run

Posted on Sun, 14 Jun 2020

I scared a heron on a run along the river the other day, I hadn't seen it and ran right up to it. Instead of flapping its wings and tearing off in a panic like any other bird would do it just gracefully glided across the river, calm and gracious...

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Posted in Lake Musings

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Many thanks Ewan. I wrote

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2020

Many thanks Ewan. I wrote this while waiting for Mrs Oblong to get ready for bed, it's lovely when they come fully formed lkke that

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Posted in The biggest fight ever

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Thanks Jenny. This was

Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019

Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...

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Posted in The old Prussian Colonel's underpants

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spellcheck thinks its funny

Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018

spellcheck thinks its funny

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Posted in Sleep like a Lord

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Thanks insert, I apologise

Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017

Thanks insert, I apologise for  my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos

 

TO

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Posted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit

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I think I'm going through an

Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016

I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.

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Posted in The Heffalump Problem

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I assume this story grew out

Posted on Thu, 18 Jun 2015

I assume this story grew out of the recent UK tour by the Mexican Smiths - Mozzer is far and away the biggest pop star in Mexico, which is very fertile soil in which to plant a story. 

 

The line about writing I love Morrissey on a...

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Posted in Morrissey es Dios

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Find a nearby primary school

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.  

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Posted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?