Terrence Oblong

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I have 579 stories published in 28 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 346270 times and 392 of my stories have been cherry picked.
8 of my 575 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 9 votes

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Gold cherry

Isolation Island

I woke up naked in a strange bed. There was a man sitting by the bed looking out through the window. He had the remnants of grey hair, a big bushy...
Cherry

Digging up the dead

Steve rang me out of the blue. He doesn't do Facebook or any other social media, so unless I bump into him in the street or make the effort of...
Cherry

Island Hopping

It was the summer before university. We were in love. In love like no other couple before us. We being Sarah and myself. We had worked weekends and...
Cherry

Little Stoaty

Lizzie took Little Stoaty everywhere: to work, even to meetings with senior directors, Stoaty would be there in her handbag. Of course she had to be...
Cherry

Dinner for two

I wasn't sure what Kerry thought about me. Sure we got along and clearly clicked together on stage, but what was our relationship? Did she think...

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8 of my comments have received 9 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...

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Posted in Sex is like a rubix cube

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Many thanks Ewan. I wrote

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2020

Many thanks Ewan. I wrote this while waiting for Mrs Oblong to get ready for bed, it's lovely when they come fully formed lkke that

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Posted in The biggest fight ever

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Thanks Jenny. This was

Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019

Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...

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Posted in The old Prussian Colonel's underpants

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spellcheck thinks its funny

Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018

spellcheck thinks its funny

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Posted in Sleep like a Lord

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Thanks insert, I apologise

Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017

Thanks insert, I apologise for  my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos

 

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Posted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit

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I think I'm going through an

Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016

I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.

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Posted in The Heffalump Problem

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I assume this story grew out

Posted on Thu, 18 Jun 2015

I assume this story grew out of the recent UK tour by the Mexican Smiths - Mozzer is far and away the biggest pop star in Mexico, which is very fertile soil in which to plant a story. 

 

The line about writing I love Morrissey on a...

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Posted in Morrissey es Dios

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Find a nearby primary school

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.  

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Posted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?