Terrence Oblong
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A to B
Captain: "I've just got off the radio to Timpson. It seems his party are stranded at B without supplies. Their vehicle hit a mine a couple of his men...
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The Everyday Anarchist
"Dignity, dignity, dignity, dignity: Then the custard pie in the face, that's how you do funny," The Everyday Anarchist said. The Everyday Anarchist...
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Flying Saucer (v) The Secret American Air Base
"What?" I said, incredulous. "Aye, she's right," the Boatman said. "All this talk of flying saucers is arsehair wool being pulled over yer eyes."...
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Flying Saucer (iv) Another day on the island
I spent a wondrous day combining short bouts of frantic exertion followed by lazing in recovery position. By the evening the Lass had worked her way...
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Flying Saucer (iii) The Lass
I walked round the island to get my bearings. It was about two miles in circumference. Apart from one house, which was obviously where the Lass lived...
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Many thanks Rich & Insert
Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014
Many thanks Rich & Insert
Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...
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spellcheck thinks its funny
Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018
spellcheck thinks its funny
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Thanks insert, I apologise
Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017
Thanks insert, I apologise for my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos
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Read full commentPosted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit
I think I'm going through an
Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016
I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.
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I assume this story grew out
Posted on Thu, 18 Jun 2015
I assume this story grew out of the recent UK tour by the Mexican Smiths - Mozzer is far and away the biggest pop star in Mexico, which is very fertile soil in which to plant a story.
The line about writing I love Morrissey on a...
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Find a nearby primary school
Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014
Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.
Read full commentPosted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?