Terrence Oblong
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Someone has taken offence
‘Someone has taken offence’. The message flashed up on my screen when I tried to log into my writing site. There was no detail. No indication of the...
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Ulf and Sven and the Viking Burial
Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven) Sven: "Have you heard the news, Ulf? Olaf Hairshirt has died.” Ulf: “Olaf? He was only 63. How did he die...
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Lordy Lordy - Pantsgate
I was woken by Box, my parliamentary assistant, with my breakfast tray. "Your coffee, my lord, your toast and assorted toast adornments.” “And the...
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Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips (2)
Readers Top Money-Saving Ideas Governments, save money on expensive wars by simply surrendering to invading armies and giving them everything they...
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Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips (1)
Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips Save money on expensive boomerangs by simply picking up two similar-looking sticks, throwing one away and...
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Many thanks Rich & Insert
Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014
Many thanks Rich & Insert
Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked
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Many thanks Di. I had
Posted on Sun, 07 Aug 2022
Many thanks Di. I had problems logging in to my account just now, thought my story had come true!
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Thanks L. I would be torn
Posted on Sat, 12 Feb 2022
Thanks L. I would be torn between Gillam and the Coen brothers. I think the Coens would give more for Billy the Fish to do
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Thanks insert
Posted on Thu, 19 Aug 2021
Thanks insert
I've booked that day off work with a vague plan of going somewhere, I'll have to check with Mrs Oblong, I'll hopefully know later tonight
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I scared a heron on a run
Posted on Sun, 14 Jun 2020
I scared a heron on a run along the river the other day, I hadn't seen it and ran right up to it. Instead of flapping its wings and tearing off in a panic like any other bird would do it just gracefully glided across the river, calm and gracious...
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Many thanks Ewan. I wrote
Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2020
Many thanks Ewan. I wrote this while waiting for Mrs Oblong to get ready for bed, it's lovely when they come fully formed lkke that
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Thanks Jenny. This was
Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019
Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...
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spellcheck thinks its funny
Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018
spellcheck thinks its funny
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Thanks insert, I apologise
Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017
Thanks insert, I apologise for my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos
TO
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I think I'm going through an
Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016
I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.
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