Terrence Oblong
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Isolation Island
I woke up naked in a strange bed. There was a man sitting by the bed looking out through the window. He had the remnants of grey hair, a big bushy...
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Digging up the dead
Steve rang me out of the blue. He doesn't do Facebook or any other social media, so unless I bump into him in the street or make the effort of...
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Island Hopping
It was the summer before university. We were in love. In love like no other couple before us. We being Sarah and myself. We had worked weekends and...
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Little Stoaty
Lizzie took Little Stoaty everywhere: to work, even to meetings with senior directors, Stoaty would be there in her handbag. Of course she had to be...
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Dinner for two
I wasn't sure what Kerry thought about me. Sure we got along and clearly clicked together on stage, but what was our relationship? Did she think...
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Many thanks Rich & Insert
Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014
Many thanks Rich & Insert
Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...
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Many thanks Ewan. I wrote
Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2020
Many thanks Ewan. I wrote this while waiting for Mrs Oblong to get ready for bed, it's lovely when they come fully formed lkke that
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Thanks Jenny. This was
Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019
Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...
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spellcheck thinks its funny
Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018
spellcheck thinks its funny
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Thanks insert, I apologise
Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017
Thanks insert, I apologise for my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos
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Read full commentPosted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit
I think I'm going through an
Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016
I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.
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I assume this story grew out
Posted on Thu, 18 Jun 2015
I assume this story grew out of the recent UK tour by the Mexican Smiths - Mozzer is far and away the biggest pop star in Mexico, which is very fertile soil in which to plant a story.
The line about writing I love Morrissey on a...
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Find a nearby primary school
Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014
Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.
Read full commentPosted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?