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The Bliss of the Hereafter
"I am pleased to open this the 415,225th meeting of the Angelic Council. You all know each other by now, I hope so anyway. We'll proceed straight to...
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No-One Likes A Polymath
“Ah, Purkis, come in, take a seat.” “You wanted to see me Professor?” “Yes Purkiss, your essay, it was due month ago.” “Sorry professor but I’ve been...
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Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
“I’m not an idiot.” Mike said nothing, he was focused on number 47, the mark’s residence. “It’s a mistake anyone could make,” Jay continued. Again...
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Moira Lambert’s glamping site
“We’re here at last,” I said to my wife, as we passed the sign. “Moira Lambert’s glamping site.” “I’ve heard of Moira Lambert, haven’t I?” she said...
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Rawlplugs Of Yesteryear (Breaking the States)
“This is why you’ll never have professional darts in the States,” he said, holding up a piece of yellow plastic. I was staying with Dave and his...
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Thanks Harry. Starmer built
Posted on Sat, 14 Sep 2024
Thanks Harry. Starmer built his entire castle on lies so I see it as my duty to call him out. The idea that the pensioners have to pay for everything through cuts while taxing billionaires and oil company excess is out of the question is a...
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Thanks Di
Posted on Fri, 08 Sep 2023
Thanks Di
I was attacked by a gang of ducks once, when I was eating sandwiches by the river in walk and the ducks decided that the sandwiches were theirs, not mine. I was saved by a dog
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Many thanks Rich & Insert
Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014
Many thanks Rich & Insert
Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked
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I was trying to find a nice
Posted on Mon, 14 Apr 2025
I was trying to find a nice photo of a monkfish
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I shouldn't have mentioned
Posted on Sat, 15 Mar 2025
I shouldn't have mentioned advertes here, it's probably worth it's own 'moment'. A lot of people turn the sound down, actually a lot of neurtypicals do pretty much all of things I cover in my moments, but what I didn't get across was the...
Read full commentPosted in A hundred moments in autism - Buying a sofa
Thanks Rhiannon
Posted on Sat, 15 Mar 2025
Thanks Rhiannon
Our last two sofas have been second hand from a local charity store and they charge about £10 for delivery, a much more enjoyable experience all round
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Autists seem to learn empathy
Posted on Fri, 13 Sep 2024
Autists seem to learn empathy a different way to neurotypicals, and there is actually a lot of evidence now that adult autists are MORE empathetic than adult NTs. Which means that the diagnostic tools for autism, which allocate a number of points...
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I wrote this shortly after
Posted on Mon, 23 Sep 2024
I wrote this shortly after the death of Steve Sibleman, at the age of just 66 - I followed him on Facebook and had read a post from him just the day before he died.
This is the New York Times Obituary: ...
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We bought a new fridge today,
Posted on Sat, 06 Apr 2024
We bought a new fridge today, very modern, let's see what happens
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Thanks L
Posted on Sat, 06 Feb 2021
Thanks L
Yes, very sad news. Nice Piece in the Liverpool Echo
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