Terrence Oblong

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I have 749 stories published in 39 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 595233 times and 526 of my stories have been cherry picked.
17 of my 714 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 17 votes

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Funeral Director Sketch

By Terrence Oblong on Sat, 23 Sep 2023

The Funeral director is dressed as a waiter from a French restaurant sketch (see the French Restaurant Sketch) FD: Monsieur, Madam, welcome to chez...
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Today’s TV

By Terrence Oblong on Fri, 08 Sep 2023

BBC1 5.15: The Wom Show – Barry Wom opens a hairdressers 6.00 – 7.00: Squirrels in the Wirral – In an attempt to make wildlife sound interesting by...
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Two jokes

By Terrence Oblong on Thu, 27 Jul 2023

About ten years ago I posted the two jokes I had written. I am pleased to announce that I have now written two more, at this rate if I live to 173 I'...
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Hamster and Thatcher (deceased) - The green investment plan

By Terrence Oblong on Wed, 26 Jul 2023

Sir Keith Hamster, newly-elected leader of the Labour Party, is keen to re-shape socialism for the 21 st century, but none of the policy wonks in his...
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Hamster and Thatcher (deceased) - The two child benefit cap

By Terrence Oblong on Wed, 26 Jul 2023

Sir Keith Hamster, newly-elected leader of the Labour Party, is keen to re-shape socialism for the 21 st century, but none of the policy wonks in his...
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17 of my comments have received 17 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked

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Thanks L

Posted on Sat, 06 Feb 2021

Thanks L

Yes, very sad news. Nice Piece in the Liverpool Echo

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Posted in The Campaign for Terrence Oblong - Probe Plus Records

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Thanks Di

Posted on Fri, 08 Sep 2023

Thanks Di

I was attacked by a gang of ducks once, when I was eating sandwiches by the river in walk and the ducks decided that the sandwiches were theirs, not mine. I was saved by a dog

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Find a nearby primary school

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.  

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Posted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?

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Thanks David

Posted on Thu, 25 Aug 2022

Thanks David

I actually wrote this about 6 months ago (hence the reference to the Chancellor being richer than the Queen)  - so there really is no excuse for the government doing nothing. 

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Posted in True Tales from an Austere Kingdom - Inflation

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Thanks David. I was shocked

Posted on Mon, 22 Aug 2022

Thanks David. I was shocked into this by the recent poll of Express readers which showed that 91% of Express readers back water privatisation, at the same time Starmer has essentially ensured that anyone who backs privatisation of water will not...

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Posted in Statler and Thatcher (deceased) - the energy crisis

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Many thanks Di. I had

Posted on Sun, 07 Aug 2022

Many thanks Di. I had problems logging in to my account just now, thought my story had come true!

 

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Thanks L. I would be torn

Posted on Sat, 12 Feb 2022

Thanks L. I would be torn between Gillam and the Coen brothers. I think the Coens would give more for Billy the Fish to do

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Thanks insert

Posted on Thu, 19 Aug 2021

Thanks insert

I've booked that day off work with a vague plan of going somewhere, I'll have to check with Mrs Oblong, I'll hopefully know later tonight

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I scared a heron on a run

Posted on Sun, 14 Jun 2020

I scared a heron on a run along the river the other day, I hadn't seen it and ran right up to it. Instead of flapping its wings and tearing off in a panic like any other bird would do it just gracefully glided across the river, calm and gracious...

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