Terrence Oblong

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I have 634 stories published in 30 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 400675 times and 438 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Tom wrote Lord of the Rings

"Tom wrote Lord of the Rings, didn't you Tom." "What do you mean Tom wrote it. It was written fifty years before Tom was even born." "I was going to...

The gift from the elven queen

As he readied to depart, the elven queen presented Frodo with a gift for his journey. "Here you are, dearie" she said,. "Illumioir, the gift of light...
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Ulf and Sven and the ode to a toad

Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "I caught a toad, Ulf." Ulf: "A toad, Sven. What would you want with one of those? Horrible slimy...
Cherry

Lordy Lordy - Bubble Buddies

I was woken by the chimes of the ice cream van, which had been abandoned in the east field since lockdown was announced in the middle of the village...
Cherry

The Campaign for Terrence Oblong - The audience at the premier of Shoshtakovich's Symphony No 5

Clapping. Clapping could get you killed. Clapping was a dangerous anti-state activity that could get you sent to the gulags. If you clapped the wrong...

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10 of my comments have received 10 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...

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Posted in Sex is like a rubix cube

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I scared a heron on a run

Posted on Sun, 14 Jun 2020

I scared a heron on a run along the river the other day, I hadn't seen it and ran right up to it. Instead of flapping its wings and tearing off in a panic like any other bird would do it just gracefully glided across the river, calm and gracious...

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Posted in Lake Musings

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Many thanks Ewan. I wrote

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2020

Many thanks Ewan. I wrote this while waiting for Mrs Oblong to get ready for bed, it's lovely when they come fully formed lkke that

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Posted in The biggest fight ever

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Thanks Jenny. This was

Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019

Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...

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Posted in The old Prussian Colonel's underpants

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spellcheck thinks its funny

Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018

spellcheck thinks its funny

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Posted in Sleep like a Lord

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Thanks insert, I apologise

Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017

Thanks insert, I apologise for  my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos

 

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Posted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit

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I think I'm going through an

Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016

I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.

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Posted in The Heffalump Problem

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Find a nearby primary school

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.  

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Posted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?