Terrence Oblong
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Kit Handsome and the Mysterious Strangers 5
On the count of three Kit and Anderson charged into the bank, along with a dozen of Anderson's best heist prevention officers and full translation...
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Kit Handsome and the Mysterious Strangers 4
"So let me get this straight," said Anderson when Kit phoned him asking for reinforcements from the mainland. "You think the mysterious strangers...
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Kit Handsome and the Mysterious Strangers 3
W hen I've finished with Hitler I'm going to investigate the cream-mine.
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Kit Handsome and the Mysterious Strangers 2
They drove straight back to Toplers Street. “Wait here,” Kit said to Harkaway, “I won’t be long.” Kit was not a team player, and hated the...
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Kit Handsome and the mysterious strangers 1
Kit had spent the weekend on the mainland with Sally. It had been fantastic, the best weekend of his life. They’d barely left the bedroom – she had a...
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Many thanks Rich & Insert
Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014
Many thanks Rich & Insert
Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...
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Thanks Jenny. This was
Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019
Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...
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spellcheck thinks its funny
Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018
spellcheck thinks its funny
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Thanks insert, I apologise
Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017
Thanks insert, I apologise for my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos
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Read full commentPosted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit
I think I'm going through an
Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016
I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.
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I assume this story grew out
Posted on Thu, 18 Jun 2015
I assume this story grew out of the recent UK tour by the Mexican Smiths - Mozzer is far and away the biggest pop star in Mexico, which is very fertile soil in which to plant a story.
The line about writing I love Morrissey on a...
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Find a nearby primary school
Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014
Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.
Read full commentPosted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?