Terrence Oblong

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I have 503 stories published in 25 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 307009 times and 311 of my stories have been cherry picked.
7 of my 516 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 8 votes

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Sherlock Holmes and the Unexpected Inheritance (2)

By Terrence Oblong on Thu, 18 Jul 2019

I could see the look of disappointment on Holmes' face, he had hoped that Mr Blackwell and his mysterious letter would prove an unusual case, but...
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Sherlock Holmes and the Unexpected Inheritance (1)

By Terrence Oblong on Mon, 15 Jul 2019

"The bird's circling for the third time Watson," Holmes said. As was often the case on a Sunday afternoon, the one day a week I was blessedly free...
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The Ring of Power (2)

By Terrence Oblong on Sat, 13 Jul 2019

We'd driven our new camper van (complete with TV, fridge and en suite facilities) to a campsite near Morecambe, the same campsite where Paul Fishwick claims Frank Sinatra once broke his airbed pump.
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The Ring of Power (1)

By Terrence Oblong on Sat, 13 Jul 2019

Tom was all pockets, seemingly hundreds of them, in every fold of every item of clothing, even his socks had pockets, they contained everything you could ever think to put in a pocket
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Dead Man's Sofa

By Terrence Oblong on Sat, 13 Jul 2019

"There's a dead man on the sofa," Julie said when I got home from work. It was old Tom, sitting perched cross-legged like a wise Buddha watching over...
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7 of my comments have received 8 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...

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Posted in Sex is like a rubix cube

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Thanks Jenny. This was

Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019

Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...

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Posted in The old Prussian Colonel's underpants

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spellcheck thinks its funny

Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018

spellcheck thinks its funny

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Posted in Sleep like a Lord

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Thanks insert, I apologise

Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017

Thanks insert, I apologise for  my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos

 

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Posted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit

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I think I'm going through an

Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016

I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.

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Posted in The Heffalump Problem

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I assume this story grew out

Posted on Thu, 18 Jun 2015

I assume this story grew out of the recent UK tour by the Mexican Smiths - Mozzer is far and away the biggest pop star in Mexico, which is very fertile soil in which to plant a story. 

 

The line about writing I love Morrissey on a...

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Posted in Morrissey es Dios

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Find a nearby primary school

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.  

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Posted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?