Terrence Oblong

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I have 487 stories published in 24 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 283464 times and 297 of my stories have been cherry picked.
6 of my 500 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 7 votes

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A to B

Captain: "I've just got off the radio to Timpson. It seems his party are stranded at B without supplies. Their vehicle hit a mine a couple of his men...
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Cherry

The Everyday Anarchist

"Dignity, dignity, dignity, dignity: Then the custard pie in the face, that's how you do funny," The Everyday Anarchist said. The Everyday Anarchist...
Cherry

Flying Saucer (v) The Secret American Air Base

"What?" I said, incredulous. "Aye, she's right," the Boatman said. "All this talk of flying saucers is arsehair wool being pulled over yer eyes."...
Cherry

Flying Saucer (iv) Another day on the island

I spent a wondrous day combining short bouts of frantic exertion followed by lazing in recovery position. By the evening the Lass had worked her way...
Cherry

Flying Saucer (iii) The Lass

I walked round the island to get my bearings. It was about two miles in circumference. Apart from one house, which was obviously where the Lass lived...

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6 of my comments have received 7 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...

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Posted in Sex is like a rubix cube

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spellcheck thinks its funny

Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018

spellcheck thinks its funny

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Posted in Sleep like a Lord

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Thanks insert, I apologise

Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017

Thanks insert, I apologise for  my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos

 

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Posted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit

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I think I'm going through an

Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016

I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.

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Posted in The Heffalump Problem

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I assume this story grew out

Posted on Thu, 18 Jun 2015

I assume this story grew out of the recent UK tour by the Mexican Smiths - Mozzer is far and away the biggest pop star in Mexico, which is very fertile soil in which to plant a story. 

 

The line about writing I love Morrissey on a...

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Posted in Morrissey es Dios

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Find a nearby primary school

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.  

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Posted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?