Terrence Oblong
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50 moments in autism – 50 moments in autism
I’m still writing this series of moments in autism. I watched an autism blog describing how autists' facial expressions don't match their feelings...
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50 moments in autism - I just need the sea
I am drawn to the sea. I have lived for large chunks of my life by the sea, in Swansea and in Brighton. Mrs Oblong and myself visit Brighton and...
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50 Moments in autism – my mother dies
When my mother died, I returned to work almost immediately, I just needed to be distracted by daily routine, and my dad was doing the organisation...
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Metamorphosis
When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed, into a duck. It wasn’t a breed of duck he...
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Ulf and Sven and the Sunlight in the Morning
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "Let’s go out to play, Ulf. Let’s go to the park and play kickiball , or to the woods and climb t...
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Thanks Harry. Starmer built
Posted on Sat, 14 Sep 2024
Thanks Harry. Starmer built his entire castle on lies so I see it as my duty to call him out. The idea that the pensioners have to pay for everything through cuts while taxing billionaires and oil company excess is out of the question is a...
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Thanks Di
Posted on Fri, 08 Sep 2023
Thanks Di
I was attacked by a gang of ducks once, when I was eating sandwiches by the river in walk and the ducks decided that the sandwiches were theirs, not mine. I was saved by a dog
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Many thanks Rich & Insert
Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014
Many thanks Rich & Insert
Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked
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I'm laying claim to it, but
Posted on Sat, 09 May 2026
I'm laying claim to it, but then again this work is entirely a fiction, for instance I only got 66 in my Descartes essay
Read full commentPosted in The Way We Were: Abba-esque EP, June 1992
Thanks Di
Posted on Fri, 24 Apr 2026
Thanks Di
I have a loose idea for part 7, set in the future
I also think there's another story underneath there somewhere. The story takes loosely from my family history, my mother's serious relationshp prior to marriage, the...
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Okay, I got it wrong. It's
Posted on Sun, 08 Mar 2026
Okay, I got it wrong. It's now being reported that Russia is now sending tank units into battle without tanks.
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Many thanks for the golden
Posted on Sun, 08 Mar 2026
Many thanks for the golden cherries
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I was trying to find a nice
Posted on Mon, 14 Apr 2025
I was trying to find a nice photo of a monkfish
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I shouldn't have mentioned
Posted on Sat, 15 Mar 2025
I shouldn't have mentioned advertes here, it's probably worth it's own 'moment'. A lot of people turn the sound down, actually a lot of neurtypicals do pretty much all of things I cover in my moments, but what I didn't get across was the...
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Thanks Rhiannon
Posted on Sat, 15 Mar 2025
Thanks Rhiannon
Our last two sofas have been second hand from a local charity store and they charge about £10 for delivery, a much more enjoyable experience all round
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