Terrence Oblong

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I have 494 stories published in 24 collections on the site.
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Today's TV

BBC1 5.15: Pointless Talking Animals - Special edition of the quiz in which pairs of talking animals answer questions on 80s films, European flags...

One last photo

It's strange watching a decade's work crash and burn into oblivion, but that is the inevitable fate of The Hobbit. Everything comes to an end...

The last face they see

It's a strange job. For a lot of them I'm the last face they see, if they don't have family with them, the nurse by the bedside at the end. There was...

The thing about moths that nobody ever talks about

A moth headbutts itself to death against the light-bulb, flapping and banging noisily, madly, like Boris Johnson being given the keys to the Foreign...

What made Colombia famous

"I had a Colombian coffee this morning before leaving for the airport, Colombian of course, you know, to get me in the mood." "Did you? I had a line...