Terrence Oblong

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I have 507 stories published in 26 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 318995 times and 315 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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The old Prussian Colonel's underpants

"The old Prussian Colonel has washed his pants," shouted Little Hans, running excitedly through the village. Though it was still early on a Sunday...
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The Big Red Lorry Parked in the Close

It was a Saturday afternoon in June when Sarah Tennyson heard a kerfuffle in the street outside her house. Opening her front door she saw a big red...

The Woman in the Bathroom

"Dad, there's a strange woman pissing in the bathroom." "Is that so?" "I think so. She might be taking a dump, I didn't ask. The point is she didn't...

Raising the Dead

"I hate this part of the job. Creeping around morgues pretending I can raise the dead. It's horrible." "It's the only way to make the big time. A...

The New Shopping Queen

Ted: "Jen, Andy, thanks both of you for volunteering to be the new Shopping Queen. It's a competitive process, so Ken's going to ask you a few...