Terrence Oblong

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I have 781 stories published in 40 collections on the site.
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Ulf and Sven at Christmas

Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: “Happy Christmas, Ulf.” Takes out a present from behind his back. “Look, Santa has been.” Ulf;...

Improv workshop

“Sir Keith, we’ve arranged for you to take an improv workshop,” said Davey, his Parliamentary Assistant.” “An improv workshop? But I’m leader of the...

The Toastmaster General (2)

Later that evening, the whole of the Guard gathered together in the mess room for our evening meal. “Where’s Oakshott?” I asked O’Connor. “Not...

The Toastmaster General (1)

They say you hit 49 bullseyes out of 50,” Oakshott said. “I did,” I say. “Yet they still let you in.” I acknowledge his point with a smile. “I’m a...

Gimlet and Finchley 15 - Gimlet and Finchley

The two puppets were ‘in bed’ in their travel case. They had just learnt that Ted’s children, Mario and Becky, would be taking over as their puppet...