Terrence Oblong

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Today’s TV

BBC1 5.15: The Wom Show – Barry Wom opens a hairdressers 6.00 – 7.00: Squirrels in the Wirral – In an attempt to make wildlife sound interesting by...

Two jokes

About ten years ago I posted the two jokes I had written. I am pleased to announce that I have now written two more, at this rate if I live to 173 I'...
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Hamster and Thatcher (deceased) - The green investment plan

Sir Keith Hamster, newly-elected leader of the Labour Party, is keen to re-shape socialism for the 21 st century, but none of the policy wonks in his...
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Hamster and Thatcher (deceased) - The two child benefit cap

Sir Keith Hamster, newly-elected leader of the Labour Party, is keen to re-shape socialism for the 21 st century, but none of the policy wonks in his...

The Morten Harket Selfie Opportunity

I was looking through a CD rack when the man approached me. “Do you want to take a selfie with Morten Harket’s trousers?” he said. I looked at the...
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