Terrence Oblong

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I have 789 stories published in 40 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 649348 times and 558 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Strongth

Strongth Once you’ve passed your fiftieth year, you have very few skills remaining and even fewer pleasures, but there is one. Shitting. There is...
Gold cherry

Landing on my feet

The story opens with a daring leap from a first-floor window. I should be employing a ghost writer for this scene, but I do all my own prose, even...
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Gold cherry

A stick in four fetches

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof...
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Cherry

Ulf and Sven and the DNA test

Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." Enter Sven Sven: "Our DNA tests have arrived, Ulf.” Ulf: “This is that test you made us do to prove our Viking...

Ulf and Sven and the girl that speaks no words

Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven ) Sven: "Turn the TV on Ulf.” Ulf: ( turning on TV ) “What’s on Sven, a film about Vikings?” Sven: “No, it...
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