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StoryThe Word Police Terrence Oblong161 day 7 hours ago
StoryThe picture Terrence Oblong13 weeks 1 day ago
StoryPenguins have gods too Terrence Oblong63 weeks 1 day ago
StoryCareful what you wish for Terrence Oblong43 weeks 2 days ago
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StoryOut of Body Experience Terrence Oblong21 month 3 weeks ago
StoryIsland Hideaway 13 - Purple shirted hand-jive goth girl​​ Terrence Oblong82 months 20 hours ago
StoryKen Dodd, Jim Bowen, Sir Edward Heath and Sooty Terrence Oblong102 months 2 days ago
StoryThird Clarinet Terrence Oblong02 months 3 days ago
StoryThe bomb that fell on 37 Everson Terrace Terrence Oblong52 months 1 week ago
StoryMrs Irritant - the old lady from the village who likes to help solve murders (2) Terrence Oblong02 months 1 week ago
StoryMrs Irritant - the old lady from the village who likes to help solve murders (1) Terrence Oblong12 months 1 week ago
StoryUlf and Sven and the sumo wrestler Terrence Oblong22 months 1 week ago
StoryUlf and Sven and the party Terrence Oblong02 months 4 weeks ago
StoryUlf and Sven and the Olaf Olafson story Terrence Oblong03 months 18 hours ago
Storyand another thing Terrence Oblong43 months 6 days ago
StoryUlf and Sven and the world beating test and trace system Terrence Oblong33 months 1 week ago
StoryThe gift from the elven queen Terrence Oblong43 months 3 weeks ago
StoryWhat made Colombia famous Terrence Oblong33 months 3 weeks ago
StoryTom wrote Lord of the Rings Terrence Oblong23 months 3 weeks ago
Story Ulf and Sven and the ode to a toad Terrence Oblong03 months 4 weeks ago
StoryThe Campaign for Terrence Oblong - The audience at the premier of Shoshtakovich's Symphony No 5 Terrence Oblong43 months 4 weeks ago
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The Word Police

I was summoned before the Word Police. "You've written 650 stories, Mr Oblong," they said. "Most of them very long." "That's right," I said. Were...
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Penguins have gods too

Penguins have gods too. It would be arrogant to assume otherwise. Unfortunately extreme arrogance was the predominant feature of all religious types...
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The Picture

"What am I bid for this lost masterpiece by John Constable, entitled 'Duck Playing Snooker'?" There was silence. Constable paintings usually sell for...

The Picture

Jenkins satisfied himself that he was alone in the house, then, hastening to the bedroom and locking the door, he took out the package he had...

The picture

"It's a duck playing snooker." Dr Montrose said nothing, merely nodding encouragement at Mr Tommo. "This is the duck," Mr Tommo said, gesturing to...

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10 of my comments have received 10 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked...

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I scared a heron on a run

Posted on Sun, 14 Jun 2020

I scared a heron on a run along the river the other day, I hadn't seen it and ran right up to it. Instead of flapping its wings and tearing off in a panic like any other bird would do it just gracefully glided across the river, calm and gracious...

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Posted in Lake Musings

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Many thanks Ewan. I wrote

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2020

Many thanks Ewan. I wrote this while waiting for Mrs Oblong to get ready for bed, it's lovely when they come fully formed lkke that

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Posted in The biggest fight ever

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Thanks Jenny. This was

Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019

Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...

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Posted in The old Prussian Colonel's underpants

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spellcheck thinks its funny

Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018

spellcheck thinks its funny

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Posted in Sleep like a Lord

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Thanks insert, I apologise

Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017

Thanks insert, I apologise for  my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos

 

TO

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I think I'm going through an

Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016

I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.

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Find a nearby primary school

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.  

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Posted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?