Terrence Oblong
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Undercover Agent 3
I moved into the boy’s room. Denton had warned me that this might happen and had given me clear instructions of what to do, there was no point my...
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Undercover Agent 2
“It’s a parrot with perfect recall,” Denton told his boss. “Word for word.” “How does that help. We’ can’t use a parrot in court, we’d look...
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Undercover Agent 1
“Armed police,” someone shouted, and a dozen or more armed officers stormed into the room. They surrounded the table, at which Linton and Hilya were...
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Domestic Help
“You’re out of milk, down to your last egg and there’s something green and unpleasant on the top shelf. Is it something I said?” My fridge sends me...
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Letters from a Daily Mail reader - letter to the National Trust
Dear National Trust I was disgusted during a recent visit to a national trust property, to find that there was no dead squirrel sticking out of the...
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I scared a heron on a run
Posted on Sun, 14 Jun 2020
I scared a heron on a run along the river the other day, I hadn't seen it and ran right up to it. Instead of flapping its wings and tearing off in a panic like any other bird would do it just gracefully glided across the river, calm and gracious...
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Many thanks Ewan. I wrote
Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2020
Many thanks Ewan. I wrote this while waiting for Mrs Oblong to get ready for bed, it's lovely when they come fully formed lkke that
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Thanks Jenny. This was
Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019
Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...
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spellcheck thinks its funny
Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018
spellcheck thinks its funny
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Thanks insert, I apologise
Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017
Thanks insert, I apologise for my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos
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I think I'm going through an
Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016
I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.
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