Terrence Oblong

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StoryThe Baron Von Ernest and the perfectly normal ducks Terrence Oblong37 months 2 weeks ago
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StoryThe Baron von Ernest and the Free Bears Terrence Oblong07 months 3 weeks ago
StoryThe Baron von Ernest goes on tour Terrence Oblong07 months 3 weeks ago
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StoryTaking a Dalek up the stairs Terrence Oblong128 months 3 days ago
StoryDavid Beckham has been in this kitchen Terrence Oblong08 months 1 week ago
StoryThe Princess joins the revolutionary army (1) Terrence Oblong38 months 2 weeks ago
StoryThe War - The Crutch Battalion Terrence Oblong611 months 2 days ago
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StoryThe War - Alone Terrence Oblong311 months 5 days ago
StoryNora O'Brien Terrence Oblong311 months 5 days ago
StoryBaron Von Ernest and the Brotchen Schwestern Terrence Oblong011 months 1 week ago
StoryThe War - It's Party Time Terrence Oblong211 months 1 week ago
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StoryPedigree Terrence Oblong011 months 4 weeks ago
StoryGrabbing on me genes Terrence Oblong31 year 1 month ago
StoryThe planet of anal probes Terrence Oblong31 year 1 month ago
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StoryForest of Fools - Glether Me Hinges Terrence Oblong11 year 2 months ago
StoryThe Ukranians Terrence Oblong41 year 2 months ago
StoryHalf Man Half Biscuit - Avoiding Proper Work Terrence Oblong21 year 2 months ago
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Cherry

50 Moments in autism – my mother dies

When my mother died, I returned to work almost immediately, I just needed to be distracted by daily routine, and my dad was doing the organisation...
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Metamorphosis

When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed, into a duck. It wasn’t a breed of duck he...
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Cherry

Ulf and Sven and the Sunlight in the Morning

Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "Let’s go out to play, Ulf. Let’s go to the park and play kickiball , or to the woods and climb t...
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Cherry

The Way We Were: Another Brick in the Wall, December 1979

Mr Evans hated me. Mr Evans was the D eputy H eadmaster, but also our M aths teacher, and much to his dismay I was the best at maths in my year,...
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Cherry

The Way We Were: House of Fun, May 1982

Goran’s house was perfectly located, it was on the edge of the Old Court estate where half of us lived, and just a playing field away from the...
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31 of my comments have received 32 Great Feedback votes

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Many thanks Di. I had

Posted on Sun, 07 Aug 2022

Many thanks Di. I had problems logging in to my account just now, thought my story had come true!

 

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Thanks L. I would be torn

Posted on Sat, 12 Feb 2022

Thanks L. I would be torn between Gillam and the Coen brothers. I think the Coens would give more for Billy the Fish to do

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Thanks insert

Posted on Thu, 19 Aug 2021

Thanks insert

I've booked that day off work with a vague plan of going somewhere, I'll have to check with Mrs Oblong, I'll hopefully know later tonight

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I scared a heron on a run

Posted on Sun, 14 Jun 2020

I scared a heron on a run along the river the other day, I hadn't seen it and ran right up to it. Instead of flapping its wings and tearing off in a panic like any other bird would do it just gracefully glided across the river, calm and gracious...

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Posted in Lake Musings

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Thanks Jenny. This was

Posted on Sun, 02 Jun 2019

Thanks Jenny. This was inspired by listening to Brahm's (which I described to Mrs Oblong as the sort of music an old Prussian colonel would listen to whilst looking out of his window watching his pants dry). It almost fits with this week's...

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Posted in The old Prussian Colonel's underpants

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spellcheck thinks its funny

Posted on Fri, 06 Jul 2018

spellcheck thinks its funny

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Posted in Sleep like a Lord

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Thanks insert, I apologise

Posted on Sat, 21 Jan 2017

Thanks insert, I apologise for  my 'I'll edit when I'm dead' approach and will sort out the typos

 

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Posted in Angels of Death (2) - the last biscuit

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I think I'm going through an

Posted on Tue, 16 Feb 2016

I think I'm going through an identity crisis, I almost thanked Celticman for the cherry, but just remembered in time that I didn't write the story.

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