Ulf and Sven
A series about Ulf and Sven, Viking-obsessed Swedes living in London in the early 1970s.
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Ulf and Sven and the ode to a toad
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "I caught a toad, Ulf." Ulf: "A toad, Sven. What would you want with one of those? Horrible slimy...
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Ulf and Sven and the case of the missing trousers
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven ) Sven: "Have you seen my trousers Ulf?" Ulf: "No Sven. I have seen no trousers." Sven: "Are you sure?...
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Ulf and Sven and the important military mission
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "The Commander has given me the instructions for our mission, Ulf. We're to sneak into enemy...
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Ulf and Sven and the Olaf Olafson story
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "We're going to make a movie, Ulf." Ulf: "A movie, Sven. How?" Sven: "It's the local community...
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Ulf and Sven and the party
Sven is alone in the room. Enter Ulf. Ulf: "Sven, why are you all alone in the kitchen. There's a party. You're missing all the fun." Sven: "I'm not...
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Ulf and Sven and the revolution is happening as we speak
Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "It's the revolution Ulf. It's happening today." Ulf: "Today? What time today?" Sven: "Now Ulf. The...
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Ulf and Sven and the sumo wrestler
Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven) Sven: "There's sumo wrestling at the town hall tonight, Ulf. Do you want to come with me?" Ulf: "I don't...
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Ulf and Sven and the Viking opportunity
Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "We're going to be Vikings, Ulf." Ulf: "Vikings Sven? What on earth do you mean?" Sven: "It's the...
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Ulf and Sven and the world beating test and trace system
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "I've been given £37 billion Ulf." Ulf: "Are you sure Sven? You're not confusing the number of...
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Ulf and Sven and the Viking Burial
Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven) Sven: "Have you heard the news, Ulf? Olaf Hairshirt has died.” Ulf: “Olaf? He was only 63. How did he die...
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Ulf and Sven and Eurovision Song Contest
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven) Sven: "Turn the TV on Ulf, it's the Eurovision Song Contest." Ulf: "Surely you don't want to watch that...
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Ulf and Sven and the girl that speaks no words
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven ) Sven: "Turn the TV on Ulf.” Ulf: ( turning on TV ) “What’s on Sven, a film about Vikings?” Sven: “No, it...
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Ulf and Sven and the DNA test
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." Enter Sven Sven: "Our DNA tests have arrived, Ulf.” Ulf: “This is that test you made us do to prove our Viking...
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Ulf and Sven at Christmas
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: “Happy Christmas, Ulf.” Takes out a present from behind his back. “Look, Santa has been.” Ulf;...
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