Ulf and Sven and the revolution is happening as we speak
By Terrence Oblong
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Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf."
(enter Sven)
Sven: "It's the revolution Ulf. It's happening today."
Ulf: "Today? What time today?"
Sven: "Now Ulf. The people are rising up against the oppressors even as we speak. Let us go outside and join them."
Ulf: "What? Now?"
Sven: "Yes, Ulf. Now. The moment is here."
Ulf: "But I'm watching a film. About Vikings."
Sven: "Vikings?"
Ulf: "Yes Sven. Vikings. It's very good. You should watch. You like Vikings."
Sven: "But the revolution Ulf."
Ulf: "It's only a 90 minute film. The revolution will still be there when we've finished."
Sven: "I suppose. Then we join the revolution after the film."
Ulf: "What is it, 11.30. We'll watch the film, then we'd better have lunch."
Sven: "And then the revolution?"
Ulf: "After we've washed up. We don't want to be the sort of revolutionaries who don't wash up their lunch things, do we Sven?"
Sven: "No Ulf."
Ulf: "Sit down. We'll watch the film, have lunch, wash up and then the revolution."
Sven: "Promise Ulf?"
Ulf: "Promise Sven."
Sven: "Can I wear my Viking helmet to watch the film?"
Ulf: "If you like."
Sven: "And I can keep it on for the revolution? It'll be cool to fight the revolution wearing a Viking helmet."
Ulf: "If you like."
Sven: "Promise Ulf?"
Ulf: "Promise Sven."
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Very funny, and appropriate
Very funny, and appropriate today!
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