Ulf and Sven and the revolution is happening as we speak

Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf."

(enter Sven)

Sven: "It's the revolution Ulf. It's happening today."

Ulf: "Today? What time today?"

Sven: "Now Ulf. The people are rising up against the oppressors even as we speak. Let us go outside and join them."

Ulf: "What? Now?"

Sven: "Yes, Ulf. Now. The moment is here."

Ulf: "But I'm watching a film. About Vikings."

Sven: "Vikings?"

Ulf: "Yes Sven. Vikings. It's very good. You should watch. You like Vikings."

Sven: "But the revolution Ulf."

Ulf: "It's only a 90 minute film. The revolution will still be there when we've finished."

Sven: "I suppose. Then we join the revolution after the film."

Ulf: "What is it, 11.30. We'll watch the film, then we'd better have lunch."

Sven: "And then the revolution?"

Ulf: "After we've washed up. We don't want to be the sort of revolutionaries who don't wash up their lunch things, do we Sven?"

Sven: "No Ulf."

Ulf: "Sit down. We'll watch the film, have lunch, wash up and then the revolution."

Sven: "Promise Ulf?"

Ulf: "Promise Sven."

Sven: "Can I wear my Viking helmet to watch the film?"

Ulf: "If you like."

Sven: "And I can keep it on for the revolution? It'll be cool to fight the revolution wearing a Viking helmet."

Ulf: "If you like."

Sven: "Promise Ulf?"

Ulf: "Promise Sven."