Rejected chapters from my novel
Chapters which didn't make the final cut of my novel
(2)Lost at sea in a rowing boat in the middle of a war zone with a just a cage full of penguins and a bucket of fish for company
Lucking the Scots know all about surviving in lonely artic wastelands and have developed the perfect antidote to cold, in a convenient liquid form.
It was a big, brass candlestick, the type you might find in a church, with pictures of saints etched onto the side, as if the saints were holding the candle upright.
God makes very few personal appearances these days. He's getting on a bit and delegates most of the work to saints, popes and other lowly minions.