It was a normal working day and I was busy updating my contact database for Gods and deities.
Death was smoking a cigarette. Smoke was seeping through his cloak, surrounding him in a dark mist. No harm in smoking if you're Death, I thought to...
I was busy doing an inventory of the Sands of Time (which go into the Life-Timers that count down every moment of our lives) when Death appeared before me.
we were clearly the first to discover the Ed Milliband toast plague.
The figure of Death stood before me, clothed in the thick black cloak gifted to him at the beginning of all things by a long-forgotten god.
As Death's PA I often deal with problems that occur in the Underworld, and the Overworld. I've seen it all, or so I thought. I was summoned to the...
I was busy drawing up April’s tea and coffee rota when Death appeared before me. “I NEED A FAVOUR,” he said.
A sudden chill filled the bedroom. Those able to see in the sixth dimension would have seen a tall, dark figure materialise. It was wrapped head to toe in thick, black cloak.
I was sorting the petty cash into currencies that are current, extinct and yet to be invented, when Death appeared before me, clothed in the thick black Robe of Death, gifted to him either just before
I saw Ted Moult, the former double glazing man, selling cauliflowers on Ipswich market.
Astronaut Dave: “Houston we have a problem. The ship has been hit by a piece of space-debris. Repeat, Hummingbird has been hit.” Houston “How badly are you damaged, Hummingbird?”
It was raining heavily, but there was no rain falling. Simon Tattersloe looked down on his body, his bloody corpse, puddles of his own blood...
Andrew McGinty died before he could finish his life’s work. McGinty was a mythologist, he studied religions, myths, legends and tall tales. His...