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"I didn't sleep at all well, Box," I said. "It's the pheasants roosting in the rafters, they make a terrible racket." However, I must has been...

"Good news my Lord," Box said one morning, as he brought me my morning toast, post and coffee. "You've been drawn first in the Private Members ballot...

I was woken by Box with my tray of coffee, toast, and assorted toast adornments. "Thank you Box," I said, expecting him to go away, it being a...

I was woken by the chimes of the ice cream van, which had been abandoned in the east field since lockdown was announced in the middle of the village...

I was woken by an oafish boyscout bashing into my room shouting "Bob a job, sir." "Ah, you must be the breakfast scout," I said. I should explain...

I was woken by Box, my parliamentary assistant, with my breakfast tray. "Your coffee, my lord, your tray of toast and toast adornments, the morning...