Terrence Oblong

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I have 650 stories published in 30 collections on the site.
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The long dead scrolls (2)

"I've seen a UFO," the American said. "Though it wasn't an unidentified object, it was a flying saucer, an alien spacecraft. I was up close enough to...
Gold cherry

The long dead scrolls (1)

I don't spend a great deal of my time in the day to day running of the museum, bar my thrice-weekly talks, the recruitment of staff and the selection...

The unfunny bloke that was always on TV

It was a fart that started it. If it hadn't been for the fart he would never have made it on TV. Nobody ever found him funny, he wasn't funny, but...

The new god

"There's a new god in town," said Mikey, who'd come to buy a sack of wool. "A new god?" I didn't understand. "Can gods just be changed overnight?"...

The Old Man from Far Away (4)

"It's a brilliant hiding place, nobody could ever find it here. How did you get it here?" The old man laughed inexplicably. "I crashed." "You crashed...