Terrence Oblong

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I have 650 stories published in 30 collections on the site.
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Ulf and Sven and the important military mission

Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "The Commander has given me the instructions for our mission, Ulf. We're to sneak into enemy...

Ulf and Sven and the revolution is happening as we speak

Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "It's the revolution Ulf. It's happening today." Ulf: "Today? What time today?" Sven: "Now Ulf. The...
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Ulf and Sven and the case of the missing trousers

Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven ) Sven: "Have you seen my trousers Ulf?" Ulf: "No Sven. I have seen no trousers." Sven: "Are you sure?...

Running, Jumping, Standing Still

And we come to the main event of the Running, Jumping Standing Still Olympics, the ten-minute standing still. Yes John, there's no greater physical...
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The Pearly Gates

When I woke up I wasn't in my bed, though I recognised the place clear enough. The Pearly Gates, I'd seem them many times in illustrations and the...