Terrence Oblong

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I have 495 stories published in 24 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 302054 times and 304 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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The Woman in the Bathroom

"Dad, there's a strange woman pissing in the bathroom." "Is that so?" "I think so. She might be taking a dump, I didn't ask. The point is she didn't...

Raising the Dead

"I hate this part of the job. Creeping around morgues pretending I can raise the dead. It's horrible." "It's the only way to make the big time. A...

The New Shopping Queen

Ted: "Jen, Andy, thanks both of you for volunteering to be the new Shopping Queen. It's a competitive process, so Ken's going to ask you a few...
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A to B

Captain: "I've just got off the radio to Timpson. It seems his party are stranded at B without supplies. Their vehicle hit a mine a couple of his men...

The Everyday Anarchist

"Dignity, dignity, dignity, dignity: Then the custard pie in the face, that's how you do funny," The Everyday Anarchist said. The Everyday Anarchist...