Terrence Oblong

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I have 650 stories published in 30 collections on the site.
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Careful what you wish for

Donning the magic slippers granted Ruby one wish, she was told. Anything in the wide world was her's if she did but ask. She put on the slippers, or...

Out of Body Experience

I 'woke up' to find myself on the ceiling. That sounds crazy I know, but I was high up, looking down on the room below me. Looking down on my own...

Third Clarinet

A middle aged woman sat next to me, not someone I'd seen before at school events. "Do you mind if I sit here?" she said. "These are all reserved for...
Gold cherry

Ken Dodd, Jim Bowen, Sir Edward Heath and Sooty

Immediately before they made love for the first time she warned him. "When I orgasm I will shout out somebody else's name. So don't take offense, it'...

Mrs Irritant - the old lady from the village who likes to help solve murders (2)

There was a buzz of excitement in the police station - the pathologist had found traces of poison in the deceased Mr Pankhurst - it was a murder...