Lou Blodgett
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The Novel I'll Never Write
Back when I was in my teens, the title justified the means. I never found the time and dove into my novel- “Sojourn Grove”. There’s a place in my...
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The odd fingernail aside...
When I proclaim cessation of all cheese-grating labor, the corner’s for gestation. A cavalcade of flavor! Cheddar Cheese. Though Swiss is mighty...
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Stay home, young man, and read a Book
It’s mocking and political, this tale I have to tell, about a Jan 6 rioter they’d pardoned out of jail. He found his dog had left him, despite vows...
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Seen In A Parking Travesty
"Are we there yet?"
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As Seen On TV
As seen on TV, you can find the slipperiest of pans, immaculated instantly with anything at hand. Parbroiling Pavlovas without that sticky mess. Why'...
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I was just wondering what
Posted on Tue, 10 Feb 2026
I was just wondering what happens next, and got pulled into the absurdity. This could happen!
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Who needs modern media? I
Posted on Wed, 29 Oct 2025
Who needs modern media? I just need an infomercial on broadcast television to feel inadequate.
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Oh! I wish we had hedgehogs.
Posted on Wed, 13 Aug 2025
Oh! I wish we had hedgehogs. At first, this cat would shy away after I put down the food. I would stand clear, and then she'd go to it. Then, a year and a half later, she started to nudge my hand- "Release the kibble!"
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Thank you
Posted on Mon, 16 Sep 2024
Thank you Insertponceyfrenchnamehere and airyfairy! The Dressing Gown Moon could make an appearance with Fanta and crackers. There's already loads of cheese!
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That might've been what was
Posted on Mon, 03 Jun 2024
That might've been what was happening to me, but I was less aware of it! My sister let me try on her mood ring, I then understood that it was less mood than metabolism, and along came Disco.
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I'll keep an eye out for that
Posted on Tue, 14 May 2024
I'll keep an eye out for that! And, I shouldn't blame pigeons for wanting to perch on the guy-ropes. I may make new friends that way...
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Thanks, Di_Hard! I've been
Posted on Mon, 07 Aug 2023
Thanks, Di_Hard! I've been trying to figure out a new way to post photos. The few photos I've posted were videotape stills that I made through a digital converter and a movie making program. Then I'd store it in a thumb-drive for a trip to the...
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Thanks, Di_Hard! I used to
Posted on Tue, 31 Jan 2023
Thanks, Di_Hard! I used to travel more, and I'm remembering how I'd look around for my belongings and pop out of my seat there in the terminal when I'd hear what seemed to be important announcements. Announcements that, due to the lack of good...
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Ooh! Ooh! Cool. I prefer
Posted on Fri, 23 Aug 2019
Ooh! Ooh! Cool. I prefer your second option, since cryogenic preservation can also push the narrative forward in this epic. And let me add: Millions of years later, visitors come to the planet. And an android (who had been keeping itself busy...
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Thanks, Di_Hard! You have my
Posted on Fri, 23 Aug 2019
Thanks, Di_Hard! You have my imagination racing with that comment. It would be a strange thing if a market no longer existed due to that, but also, what an experience for the last shoppers! That would be the clearance sale of clearance sales.
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