THE FOOTBALL SEASON HAS ENDED

Well obviously me but I am playing bouncy ball in the garden at the moment.

Aren't you wonderful. Have a hug ((( )))

Thanks. Feel all loved and happy. Now lets watch films. :-)

Is Clint Irish? He has those Martin Keown/Mark Kennedy eyes!

The Irish have great eyes. Afterall, I am Irish. My ex-girlfriend's mum loved Clint with a passion. Dunno why.

Does this mean Sadbelle and Spag will be put in storage until next season?

What gooner rubbish! Striker - van Nistelrooy Team - Charlton (for doing well against the odds) Body - Luke Chadwick Eyes - the linesman who gave Henry offside against Man Utd Most boring team - inevitably Arsenal Worst decision - To keep on with Glenn Roeder Surprise - Birmingham's rash of mediocre player buying worked Young - got to be Rooney Worst - Fowler Best Buy - Robbie Keane One match wonder - Anelka There - that's a bit more balanced!

it was howard wilkinson at sunderland des....

Who is Sadbelle & Spag sounds like a comedy double act. Tony are you blind. Henry was not offside & Luke Chadwick!!!!!! Looks like the slack jawed yokel in the Simpsons. And to say I'm biased is disgraceful. I'm completely neutral in my assessment of Arsenal being the best team this season.

Des Lynam @!#$ off

MMm asterisked unfortunately next time you print something like that about Spurs, i'll work work round the asterisks, you ******

Luke Chadwick makes Peter Beardsley look like George Clooney. I'm male - how can I choose beautiful body? hence the nomination! Henry was not offside, you are correct. But he has had so many 'benefits of the doubt' all season that when push came to shove and he got a bad one it was sheer delight! As for neutrality - the best team was clearly Man Utd - they won the league. Nuff said. The gooners fell at the final hurdle when they had it in their hands. But if 'best' includes those who fight against advesity and that is taken into account then Charlton ought to have gone down years ago. They are the new Wimbledon (and a damn sight better too) who defy the odds with a great mixture of tactical nous, British grit and sheer integriy - and no, I am not a supporter.

He is gorgeous. Stop avoiding the question.

Tony Dee Sssssshhhhhhhhh Tony C I do agree. Arsenal threw it away & only have themselves to blame. If Robert "I'm a lover not a fighter" Pires showed a bit more grit, I'm sure they would not have lost it. And Mr Wenger made a rare mistake when he sold Matthew Upson. But them's the breaks.

Sorry Martin t slip of the old fingers there. It has been known to happen.

I'll take your word for it. Worried cause I have no wrinkles.

Best striker - James Beattie (proved he was best young english striker this season) Best Team - Man Poo (the table doesn't lie!) Best body - Marcel Desailly Best eyes - Jimmy Hasselbaink Most boring team - Tottenham Hotspurs Worst decision - Wilkinson at Sunderland, Venables at Leeds, Hammers sticking with Roeder for too long Surprise of the season - Sunderland winning a game Best young player - John O'Shea Worst player - Repka (how the hell can he call himself a defender?) Best buy - Jay-Jay Okocha (helped keep bolton up) Best one match wonder - Gronkjear against Liverpool in last match of the season, slipped as he shot but luckily the ball went into the net, first time he managed to not run the ball out of play all season!

Eschewing the best eyes and best body, here are mine :- Best striker - Thierry Henry (Ruud is a great finisher and sometimes scores great goals, but Thierry Henry is the player in English football that takes your breath away with what he can do - where the hell did we go wrong with Mickey Owen, who four years ago looked such a player?) Best Team - a tough one - if they hadn't been such sore losers I would still have voted Arsenal - they did play some irrestible football at times - but it is true, the table does't lie and killing off teams when you are all over them is part of the game - true champions don't let Bolton come back from 2-0 down. Having said that, Man Utd showed spirit in fighting back but not a lot of the swagger and verve of old. Sod it, I'm going for Arsenal - based on pre-Christmas brilliance and exhuberance. Most boring team - Tottenham Hotspurs. They are, I'm afraid. And not just because someone I know off-line whose guts I hate supports them (I hate him with good reason). they also treated Teddy very shabbily. What's the point of Spurs if they spend more money than Wenger, win nothing and play tedious football ? Worst decision - Howard Kendall at Sunderland - yes, though Mick McCarthy didn't exactly pull up any trees - played nine, lost nine. Perhaps Leeds sacking O'Leary in the summer when he would have been a very sacrificable fall-guy for the board's excesses - after all, it was him who wanted to pay eleven million for Seth 'Who?' Johnson and thirteen for Fat-@!#$ Fowler. Surprise of the season - Southampton being (a) entertaining and (b) winning stuff - right up till they qualified for europe by the back door and gave up bothering. Best young player - Sorry, Rooney is exciting but John O'Shea looks the best player I've seen in years. Sod off Roy, play John in middle - top song about him too. Worst player - Gonna be one of the dreadful ones Houllier bought - Traore is up there I think. Very shabby. Best buy - Yet to be demonstrated, but I think Woodgate at nine mill was an absolute snip.

Best striker - J f Hasslebank Best Team - Chelsea Best body - Nell McAndrew Best eyes - Rachel Stevens Most boring team - Tottenham Hotspurs Worst decision - Howard Kendall(Wilkinson) at Sunderland, he should have went to Spurs Surprise of the season - Tottenham scoring a goal Best young Gorilla - Mickey(Wayne) Rooney Worst player - Spurs Best buy -( Dugarry on loan) pass Best one match wonder - Phil Neville against Arsenal

Stop torturing me. TELL

Shall i mail it to you?

Best Striker - Who else but Thierry Henry - class Best Team - Arsenal, their early season form was nothing short of exquisite Best body - Jay Jay Okocha Best eyes - Martin Keown/Mark Kennedy Most boring team - who else - the scum from the Lane Worst decision - Wenger selling Matthew Upson, problably cost us the championship Surprise of the season - Robert Pires making a tackle/not jumping out of one Best young player -Mickey Rooney Worst player - Calamity James on his day/Tomas Repka/Traore/Diou/Dioff Best buy - Christophe Dugarry - he supposed to have signed now/Yuri Djorkaeff Best one match wonder - Phil Neville against Arsenal. He almost looked like a footballer

The Swans managed to stay in the third division. Joy.

What did my honey say? What did you say, Angie baby?

Sabelle, you are boring me now.

What can I say but f.uck all you Spurs-haters, especially Saints fans, (that'll be the one trophy in 100 years for 'big club) trolls called Des and anyone else whose name I forgot. I hope if we meet at an ABC event, you'll identify yourselves, so we can carry on this 'debate'!

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No Sabelle ma jolie artist I did not diss you. It was just a reference to the pound of flesh theme that was going at the time, anyway it's all rum and lagers under le weekend now. hope you're well and having un bel di

Well, then I'm divorcing you. Never darken my threads again. And Tony, what can I say, I thought we were friends.

No, sorry I didn't include you in that tirade Sabelle, nor Andrew Pack who I think is genuine. It's just those wind up trolls/merchants who really do wind me up big-time.

j'ai dit tu a mon coeur et je t'aime. Mon equipe c'est le plus grand et t'equipe c'est est tragique. Tu a mon roi et je nagerais dans les yeux.

I forgive you

thank you Sabelle :-) don't worry I'll stamp my foot for a litlle bit, and have a little sulk, then I'll be all shiny and bouncy again

Translation I think it's big tragedy the way sun bounches of your eye lashes. Am i close?

No, that would be c'est une tragedie grande, la facon le soleil reflete sur des cils

Tony, the season has gone down the toilet. As they say in France ... c'est lavvy. I may keep my spurs hidden on this forum but I silently bleed. But not as much as my brother. I still await a reply to my 'Ha ha' text I sent him when West Ham went a division lower than Chorlton (no typo). Sabelle, tu parle francais comme une vache espagnol. (it's wot a waiter said to me 2 years ago. Dead proud until my wife, barely holding back her laughter, translated for me)

Honey... I meant you were boring me with your Arsenal stuff. You don't bore me personally. I love you. * Silent whispers to himself that he is a free man again*

stotmie et tu as un style a l'ane. xxx

I have done.

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*laughs to himself* I didn't mean it, honey. Come back... *Exits stage left. Laughs again and sings in a jolly voice...* "D.I.V.O.R.C.E" ooops hope she didn't hear. I love you, baby.

Je suis content tu as le sens de l'humour.

I love you too. *Hopes he doesn't see the picture of Sol Campbell she was looking at while she said that*

*Sees it. Snarls at the Judas of our age. But knows that Angie loves him and smiles*

bonjour oragey oiseaux et sabelle stormy i never or rarely discussed football on this forum till a certain fille came along. now i love talking football, tho recognise it can bore others, which is why i spend so much time on the spurs website where we're officialy allowed to bore ourselves day in day out for eternity however i've always found it diffidcult to let a nasty dig at spurs go unchecked, which has nearly led to fights in various pubs and workplaces, but i c an be a silly boy when spurs are involved, but i do try to be good, i mean i've got my neil sedaka looks to worry about for a start

Arsene Thank you. You've helped me to forget about my troubles for a while.

Seriously, I do feel sorry for him. Have you noticed that when he scores, he never kisses the shirt & looks quite embarassed. I think he would rather be playing for you lot. Someone told me he was coming to Arsenal two years before it happened & everyone laughed at me. The only reason he came is that he wanted to stay local & Arsenal was the only team that he thought would win things. He was right!!

Bonjour Mes Amis I am officially a wind up merchant & I do love winding people up about their teams, so I've had to learn to take it as well. Not always graciously though. At work they have only just started talking to me about football again after last season when WE WON THE DOUBLE. Ooops. I might log onto the Spurs Website, the Arsenal one is full of silly girls going on about how gorgeous Pires, Freddie, Thierry are. Boring. So look out for someone who seems to hate everything Spurs!!!

Good. Glad to hear it. Shall reply in a minute.