We gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday

Whilst trawling through some on-line dating sites in order to meet the woman of my dreams and settle down in a little house in Crouch End with all the other soft-arsed middle class sell outs who wouldn't know how to keep it real if they were given detailed instructions and a map...

...sorry.

I was looking at some of those dating sites and the way people describe themselves is always the same.

They use the word 'kinda' all the time. As in 'I'm the kinda girl who likes to dance and laugh.'
And 'doncha' as well. 'Doncha just love picnics in summer?'
Most of these people are in their thirties.

And every single one of them insists that they 'live life to the full'. As if that actually means anything. Can you live to the half? I'd much prefer that.

But the best is when they get all poetic.
'The sight of a sunset can make me cry.'
'If you would like to fall through my clouds of petals give me a call.'

And, of course, they all use *this* inexcusable internet grammar ;-)
God I hate that shite. lol? Use proper English for God's sake.

Maybe I'm taking this all too seriously. But then I take writing the language down properly very seriously.

Where have you seen bad examples of The English Language etc and etc...