two hours of mind-numbing intercourse
Sun, 2003-11-09 23:00
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two hours of mind-numbing intercourse
'An exciting love life guarantees a happy, long-lasting
relationship. It's amazing how a single red rose and
two hours of mind-numbing intercourse can make an argument just go
away. '
That's a quote from a spam email I just read. I don't normally read them but this one was entitled 'thence' so I was curious. And it was quite well writen. Just wondered if you people agree with this. Does an exciting love life guarantee a happy, long-lasting
relationship, or should it be the other way round?
And the second sentence ........... I've always found intercourse to be mentally stimulating rather than mind-numbing. Am I doing something wrong?
narf e Tradlock
Mrs. Tradlock likes to scream during intercourse, which I find tiresome. After two hours of intercourse she has been known to scream, 'half-time'.
Hox
Does she change ends?
mississippi
Do you get to suck an orange?
1legspider
More than 2 hours now elapsed in the boatshed... Please, please Fish let ME out!!!
stormy
new title.
thats better.
most of us blokes can live with that.
pais
No
it's not the mind that goes numb after 2 hours of intercourse
and where does the rose come into the equation
?
Vicky
I don't think sex is the most important part of a relationship but it IS vitl to it's survival. Mainly because it reaffirms intimacy and trustand sets this friendship apart from others. If sex is strained or an effort the relationship will be and so on.
Of course some relationships survive with no sex, such as after a partner has an accident, but I think that thats because the trust is proven in the staying and suviving and I guess intimacy is found in dufferent ways too... like care for instance.
So yeh, on the whole I think that a healthy sex life aides a healthy relationship rather than the other way round.
justyn_thyme
Oh....and I thought this thread was going to be about being seated next to a politician at a dinner party. Silly me.
Liana
mind numbing *does* mean dull.... someone got the text completely wrong there didnt they... dear oh dear...
if i had two hours of mind numbing intercourse i suspect i would feel even less kindly disposed than immediately after the argument, thus ending the argument for once and all by yelling "and whats more, you bore me to death in bed as well"
Hox
The last time I managed 2 hours was in 1989.
The totals for subsequent years haven't been quite so good.
[%sig%]
Hox
But if I can get some regular sex between now and Christmas I should top the hour mark this year.
[%sig%]
Hox
*still waiting for offers*
[%sig%]
Mark Brown
*smiles and winks*
Hox
*still waiting for other offers*
Rock Hudson
Give me a call Hox, good buddy.
sabelle
Two offers in a day?
Don't be so picky
1legspider
Good sex is mind numbing... in the real sense. When it works really well (alas not often enough), one is transformed into this sexual, sensual creature stripped of all personality and operating on purely animal instinct... all sensation and no brain - a bit like bungy jumping.
fish
*coughs*
sister mary
THE GIFT OF SEX
Sex is a gift from God
Tis a hymn and a prayer
Tis contentment in the evening
When on wings of love you fly
Through sunlit hills you float
O'er heavenly clouds you soar
In the woodlands of joy you wander
Cross the sea of marriage you voyage
Tis the lapping of the waves against the shore
Tis the fishing boat holiday you desire
Deep below the fishy swimmers gather
Your nets are full and you return
Back on land you repair your nets
A large eye from the sky downwards glances
A jagged laser shoots from its retina
It scorches your fisherman's body
Even your nakedness is unclothed
fish
*locks boatshed*
tan63
*banging from inside of boatshed*
let me out. you've locked me in
fish
no stay in there tanyerass ... its for your OWN GOOD!
Flash
who are you banging in there anyway?
freda
I've had so much mind numbing intercourse over the period abctales was down that I haven't written a thing. Not really ( the MNI)