Chinese New Year ...

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Chinese New Year ...

tomorrow ...

what sign are you and what's in store for the year of the mischevious party animal monkey ...

hitch
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I'm an Earth Ox. How f.uckin boring is that? (on the Heskey Scale).
1legspider
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I'm a rabbi.. I mean rabbit. Apparently we get it on with Miss Chickens and Miss Buffalos (???).
Pioden
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I'm a chicken *runs and hides*
Tony Cook
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Be afraid, be very afraid.
1legspider
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Any Buffaloes out there... we could have a threesome.
jude
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I'm dragon i think...1976 In 2004 Dragons will feel very comfortable and at ease even though some of the Monkey games may take it a little too far here and there. But Dragons can usually build on a big heart and tons of humors, so that the occasional overdose of too much Monkey Business can even be integrated into the Dragon`s concept for 2004. Travels, new love, new fortune and similar positive developments are now in reach and the world will surely see a bunch of of Dragons way up in the air
ivoryfishbone
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i am a dragon too jude ... monkey year doesn't sound too bad eh? ... tons of humors ... hmmm ...
Pioden
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You are joking! You seen the size / hoofs on a Buffaloe - you may want to stay and be squished like most rabbits do when they get in the way - but I'm a chicken so I'm off - as Tony said 'be afriad, be very afriad' .... *goes into hiding*
Liana
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I too am a dragon... wonder who the first wag will be to hur hur at that eh girls? I like this bit "Travels, new love, new fortune and similar positive developments are now in reach " but feel deeply cynical...
Ros Lloyd
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Blimey! I'm a dragon, too! Does that mean something really deep, like most writers are dragons...? ;-P Scary!
Jamie (Schembri)
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No not all writers are dragons...apparently Im just a fat pig. Ok so I'm a boar, either way its nothing to boast about. Why couldnt I be something magnificent, like the dragon? Whats wonderful about being a pig?
Ros Lloyd
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Bacon sandwiches... This dragon just loves 'em!
Pioden
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Oh my g.......
justyn_thyme
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I'm a tiger, but it looks like tigers are in for a rough ride. Oh well. Just my luck.
Liana
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oooh are you justyn? "Have you seen my brain?" was a tiger too. So sad hes about to have a bad year.
confused stormy
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hmm, if i've done this right (doubful) i am a rooster but then when i put in the time i am a monkey. but then it says the monkey is my companion. then, it looks like it might be a good year but on the other hand maybe not. cockle doodle doo
justyn_thyme
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forget about lost-brain, I'M going to have a bad year. :(((( Oh well, maybe it's all just nonsense.
Martin_t
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i'm a snake.... 1965... i'm a little disappointed, i always thought i was a cheeky little monkey....
Tony Cook
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According to this I'm a dragon too. Ooer it could be a conspiracy.
Ely Whitley
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I'm a dog. In for a good year but expect to be pushed off the forums by the Literary Dragons Writers Guild.
chooselife
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hey I'm a dog too Ely. What type do you reckon you are? One of those lampost sniffing articles ?
Mark Brown
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I could not make head nor tail of that chinese horoscope site. If someone can work out my year sign for me, I'd love to know how I am going to interact with the Monkey. DOB: One black morning when the skies were rent asunder and the rivers ran with blood (25/10/77)
Martin_t
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i think you're a snake, mark no offence...like
chooselife
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hmm, a very confusious site... perhaps it's deliberately inscruitable ?
Hox
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I am an eel. Slippery. hahahahahaha [%sig%]
justyn_thyme
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....and electric???
Andrea
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Jellied?
Flash™©
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Shoe?
Flash™©
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I'm a Tigger The most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs. They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one. Oh, III'm the only one! Oh, the wonderful thing about Tiggers is, Tiggers are wonderful chaps. They're loaded with vim and vigor. They love to leap in your lap. They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is ... III'm the only one!
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