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Scotland!

my nasty heartless manager is making me go to scotland for a conference ... how cruel is that? ... scotland the home of oversized scenery and mist ...

should i resign???

stephen_d
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What do you mean dont go if its in Glasgow jude?in fact theres more registered paedophiles, violent criminals, rapists, and in general more unsavoury characters lying about in London than Glasgow, heck children get shot, and die of drug overdoses in london on a regular occurence, dont happen that much in glasgow matey boy, but anyway come to Glasgow people are ok and quite friendly like anywhere.
Wez Michael
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I have a feeling it isn't Glasgow (unless, by "oversized scenery", she means tenement blocks). But cities are the same whereever you go, the only difference is image. What makes me laugh is when Scots bang on about independence, as if as a people they are crucial to us but would be better off without the English cramping their style. Listen Jockos, we've carried for dead weight for years, and the only thing we've asked for in return is the right to steal your oil. If it wasn't for the lovely black stuff, we would have cut the apron strings long long ago. If the North Sea supplies ever run completely dry, then you'll see how much we want to "colonise" you. I did like Trainspotting though.
stephen_d
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i hate ******* nationalists. I was born in scotland and really have no alliagance to any country especially scotland. i hate being called a jock and when i move to london this year and people call me jock to much i will offer them out for a square go probably, and more than likely beat them(as ima black belt in aikedo), My alliance in my life is to me and what i believe in. i think people who harp on about independance and so do plenty of english people are full of ****. I would put them all ina fields and the clowns from northern ireland (from all sides) and drop bombs on them.
stephen_d
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and you wez remind me of someone who throws stones and hides behind glass houses you little girl so grow up and **** of
stormy
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sorry paul, I haven't responded to any post of yours for a few months now, possibly as far back as August ... I can't remember. I realised the best way to deal with your nastiness was to ignore you and let you fester on your spittle covered keyboard. The anon post above shows the folly of trolling you ... it only encourages you to flap about, wildly guessing who hates you this week, and to post sneering, snidey comments. If you weren't so insecure and self-obsessed you might have noticed I haven't posted for over a week. If you really think my only post in that time would be one against you (using a crap anon name - nods off, I ask you!), you are sadly mistaken in your understanding of me and my emotion toward you (none actually). I don't hate you nor do I find you endearing. We might have got on in another forum world but you go out of your way to be so obnoxious here I'm surprised anyone bothers with you. Speaking of which, I notice very few people, if any, respond to you anymore. Do you think it has anything to do with the fact you veer from late night drink/drug influenced attacking posts, followed by a day off, to 'hey guys, I just want to be loved by you all' style posts? Interestingly, I noticed a thread you recently started was ignored by everyone apart from your arch enemy, Mississippi. Deliciously ironic. Anyway, I know how you like the last word so fire away. Don't hold your breath for a response though.
Wez Michael
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"i will offer them out for a square go probably, and more than likely beat them" It's nice to confound stereotypes, isn't it.
Pioden
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Jeff you have me totally wrong - honey "I have seen more in Scotland and Scottish people. I was making a comparison that was based on what *I* as a person have seen/witnessed." I was doing exactly the same thing ! My sister lives just outside Glasgow and I KNOW Wales very, very well - even though at times it still surprises me ! Hate to tell you this but your guilty of making similar generalisations yourself - sweetheart - why else do you think I bothered to reply ! let me remind you - "And seem to have a sense of confidence about their national identity and a pride in it that I haven't seen much in England or Wales." But this statement is a cracker - "Would a Welsh person (you are generalising all Welsh people and saying that they share your views on this, btw) not have the open-mindedness to accept that another person might have a different opinion to theirs?" Could be altered to mean English, Scottish or Irish - and the reply would be the same - yes there are English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish folk who do not have the open mindness to accept that another person might have a different opinion to their's - in the case of indentity and culture many are termed as Nationalists, bigots and a few other less favourable things! - take the rose tinted glass off please ! I mean having just read about a Welsh lad who beat the hell out of another lad because he thought he was English - I think would kind of qualify the point! what was the lad thinking he was defending - his point of view - his culture ? he Welshness? - to be honest he was beating the hell out of another human being which in my book is wrong ! You of course can stand next to him and say what you've just said if you like - personally I think I rather not ! I could give you a lists of examples of Welsh cultural markers/indicators if you like - which would prove my point even further - all of them quite visiable - besides you can't get more visiable than the language itself ! I am fully aware that you were not slagging Wales or the Welsh off - all I was doing was saying I wouldn't say that to a Welshman/woman - proof - my reaction - you'd get your head bitten off or worse ! Fish go to Scotland and enjoy - there are some really nice folk there honest ! Just as there are in Wales ....
AJ
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well said Pi.....
lilith
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consider yourself lucky! [%sig%]
stephen_d
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all youve got is your mouth my friend so why dont you run along and play tig with the traffic theres a good girl. And as i was saying more people are shot and stabbed in london and there are more registered peadophiles in the south of england than any other place in europe so if you want to go on about stereotypes you twit i will call you a paedophile on every post you make. wez hahahahahahahhahahahah
stephen_d
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is wez short for wezley or knobhead
stephen_d
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And you know wez, you harp on like your some kind of word master putting scottish people down, nothing youve said is in the slightest bit funny or in humour. It just antoginises, then when you hit the spot because it does happen wesley and they react, with, well a bit to much male testerone, they run away and put on a blouse and say the usual 'oooh living up to the stereo type thing'. At least my family are safe from the rapists and peadophiles that roam the streets like hyenas. It can be good sometimes to be a stereotypical do you know what i am saying wesley: so don't come on here giving it the anti scottish and then running away to put on a blouse because weve heard it all before and its also a form of racism you thicko maybe you dont realise that wesley maybe you dont understand when you say things like that it is a form of racism.
stephen_d
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wezley the blouse wearing nanny girl. I just showed to all the guys and girls in my college and i wont tell you what they said.
stephens colleg...
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wesley you are a little girl. If scotland wanted independance it would have it tomorrow. there are enough anglo scots around the world to stand against the english intelliegnce services and take our country back they have the sophistication the technology the man power enough scots in england and enough back up around the world. France Eire Wales and other Celtic countries would supply the manpower. Where as England is full of foreginers with millions of gypys from eastern europe enroute, who have no friends anywhere, a dying nation if there ever was one. you little wombat
stephen_d
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wasn't me wesley not my views but you should maybe think carefully before you throw stones like that or you might find yourself a bit more poular than you want to.
Paul Greco
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Heh heh.
ivoryfishbone
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hmmm looks like i opened a little can of worms ...
Martin_t
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more like a can of iron bru *gets coat* *runs off sharpish*
Rachel
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Deep fried mars bar any one? Clooty dumpling Hox?
stephen_d
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oh hahahahah you lot are so funny, dont think so but dont think so at all. I will reitirate what i said, look at my post. Eat healthly (dont eat deep fried mars bars slachel) work for charity, give money to charity. I mean fucks sake. Who the fucks wezley, its obviousley greeso or the clown prince himself
stephen_d
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why did my swear words not get asterixed, or i wouldn't have used them.
Rachel
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For god's sake Stephen, I'm as scottish as you are (born Stirling, lived Glasgow and Edinburgh at various points) but evidently my sense of humour developed south of the border. Chill out man. And yes, I have eaten a deep fried mars bar. It made me feel sick for 3 days but I'm proud to say I've done it.
Andrea
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Is there something fishy under them thar kilts?
alex-j
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Well done for getting through a whole one, I only ever managed a third. Fish, which part of Scotland is it that you're visiting so reluctantly?
Liana
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I like deep fried mars bars. Is that cos I live on a council estate? Sorry, just thought I'd liven it up a bit.
Tony Cook
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My Mum's Scottish and I spent every summer of my youth there and a fair bit of other time besides. I love it. Shame about the rugby but otherwise it's an AOK place. Just go fish and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!
Flash™
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Corby where i live is known as 'Little Scotland,' because the Steelworks here attracted a lot of Scots down here when it opened.
Jeff Prince
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I went to Edinburgh a few times and it was one of the most beautiful cities I have ever visited. It was marvellous. Then went up to Thurso and the Orkneys. In my opinion the Scots have got everything they need in their country. But I've always been a sucker for big skies and wild lashing waves. I wish I lived there.
ivoryfishbone
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i am torn between deep fried mars bars and the apparent humourless of the token scot ... *wrings hands*
Flash™
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Stormy you did post last week, was it Wednesday, night of the Spurs-Man City debacle.
AJ
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"apparent humourless of the token scot" ahem 'scuse me but for a start scot is Scot capital S. I've lived in England for most of my adult life and most of my friends are English see capital E not an ickle e. I am profoundly patriotic, as most people are when they live elsewhere. Go try and live in another country and see how happy you are when you go back 'home'. As most of the old timers already know I come from Musselburgh near Edinburgh and it THE most beautiful place I know, remember Edinburgh is THE place to be on New Year's Eve.........not London. For the record as far as I know no Scots person has ever eaten a fried Mars bar. Haggis Yes Mars bar NEVER. YUK. and now for the bad bit when every English person is gonna jump on me (yes please could do with a jump) oops sorry haven't got a sense of humour, ignore last comment!! Anyway as I recall history.....seems to me that the English are hateed everywhere, whereas the Scots are welcomed in the ssame ilk. Maybe its because the English profess one thing but do the other. Need a lesson.........look at history!!!!
Hox
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You should come to Chigwell fishy, the heather swathed hills, the male voice choirs, the smell of the turf fires in the evening, the Epping bypass..... [%sig%]
Fairer Jacques
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As far back as August Stormy? Or would that be as far back as, erm, nine days ago. "Author: stormy (---.proxy.aol.com) Date: 02-04-04 23:32 yes jack, as i said earlier, it is manipulated by what they show us." Don't tell me supersleuth didn't realise Jack was me. I'm none too bothered whether people respond to me or not; my fate as posta non grata on abc is sealed, and I post to kill the odd bit of time, and because whether you like it or not, I still have a strong presence on it. As for you, Stormy, you bulging sack of holier-than-thou bullshite (August, indeed - you certainly talk a good grudge) if you never responded to a post of mine again it would be just slightly premature.
hitchofftothepub
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I'm of for a heavy or twa wi ma wee Scottish pals. Cafe Dag, Crown Street, Aberdeen, if anyone fancies a nip. Edinburgh is one of the world's great cities. No city in Britain has such dramatic views. There is an exuberant driechness to the place that makes romantics fall in love with it. As for the Scots.... They're just like Londoners, except they're friendly and have a sense of humour. [%sig%]
Jeff Prince
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And seem to have a sense of confidence about their national identity and a pride in it that I haven't seen much in England or Wales.
AJ
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nods and smiles............:>))
Pioden
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Jeff I wouldn't say that near a Welsh person if I was you !
Liana
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English are hated everywhere? Ive never encountered that...
Liana
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I heard this morning that the scots are the original english... driven up by invaders in the 4thC...
AJ
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Sorry Peski.......the original Scots are from Ireland.....hence Rangers Protestants versus Celtic Catholic avenge themselves at every match.
Liana
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I'll tell my history of english lecturer... she said that the scots AND the Irish were originally english... tsk..
stormy
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sorry flash, silly me. it was five days then. felt like over a week though. Must be this severe winter we are having :-)
AJ
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yes you go and tell her..............they were exported from Ireland to populate Scotland to balance the Catholic and Protestant population. Do better than that Peski go and do some research NEVER take what a lecturer tells ya as being true.
Liana
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Was this prior to the 4th century then AJ?
AJ
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was the english per se prior to the 4th Century......
Liana
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eh?
Fairer Jacques
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Oh please respond to my post, Stormy, please! It means so much to me, I don't know if I carry on without your acknowledgement! Pompous saggy tit.
stormy
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>>Pompous saggy tit.<< what a strange signature.
Jeff Prince
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It's only my opinion Pioden, after living in Wales for three years. What percentage of Welsh people voted to form the Welsh Assembly? And what percentage didn't give a monkey?
Pioden
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my opinion is based more upon having lived in Wales for more than 30 odd years - that is living in Simon Glyn land - the land of Welsh extremists - and knowing how per centages can be played with to suit purposes ! Also having studied a wee bit of the issues involved too - helps - the slimness of the vote matters little to the actions and beliefs of those extermists !

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