word diversion...

Australians wouldn't give a Tony Cook for anything else. Yes they would. That's just lies. Oh, it's an advertising slogan. Makes sense then.

Convent: I'm a Secret Convent Drinker. Jude: Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Jude.

Talecatching: ------------------------------ Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Talecatching! Vorsprung Durch Talecatching. Life's Pretty Straight Without Talecatching. ------------------------------- Which one shall we go for? This is much cheaper, and more effective than paying some advertising people to snort coke for six months then present us with a name like 'bauble' or 'snooch'

I'm pretty made up on this one: Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Talecatching.

Ha! I just put in some names from abc - get this - "A Tough Liana to Follow"

I put my name in and got - A Day Without Liana is Like a Day Without Sunshine. Not only funny, but perceptive!!!

*falls off chair laughing*

hahahah

No-One Does Chicken Like Radio Denver.

Do you, uh, Bert?

When I put Bert in I got: "That's handy Harry, stick it in the Bert!"

Today's fish! Since 1903.

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Have you been lying about your age, fish?

There's no wrong way to eat a Vicky.

Get More From Justyn. Silly Rabbit, Thyme is for kids. (oh dear, I hope it's not confusing me with MJ) And last but far from least: James-Lickin' Good. I think that's a darn good place to stop this nonsense before it goes too far. LOL.

Bet You Can't Eat Martin_t and there's an offer you can't refuse

"Try Emma, You'll Like It" better than martin's offer? Also loved this - "You'll Never Put a Better Bit Of Terror On Your Knife"

tempting as that is em i am drawn to this one Have You Forgotten How Good Stormy Tastes?

LOL!

"Missisippi Tested, Mother Approved"

"George. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be".

is that like a british standard, a kite mark type deal?

hahahahahhaa ... why this preoccupation with the taste of everything i wonder ...

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Flash from the Oven.

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Mark Brown. I'm sure he does. I think.

TIME FOR A SHARP SPROUT. Holy cow, the things that page comes up with... :)

They're Waffly Mark Brown. They certainly are.

ring around the Ely gets your whole wash clean now, if you take the 'w' off whole then it really makes a ltot of sense!

are you threatening or promising, Ely?

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Iceman. *i must be a fridge of some sort*

it's out of my control, lets all just hope we come out the other end in one piece... ewwwww!

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Crap. *surreal moment*

"Unzip an auditor" (how do they know these things??)

You can't beat a Rita. Shame.