Pervy songs?

Hey what about Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkel

boom boom this ol citys goin doon

I always liked Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue.

Ooh! I love pervy songs! Sex Dwarf - Soft Cell - number one perv song, I think. I Touch Myself - sorry, forgot the artist, love the song Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin Little Red Corvette - Prince. Love the analogies. Slip it In - Black Flag. Gratuitous sexuality never goes out of style. It's Gettin' Hot in Herrre - Nelly. I dig this one.

oh scissor sisters!!! cos your flithy oh and your gorgeous your disgusding oh and nasty ..... aint no bitch going treat me like a hore sorry i know it dont go like that (sorry for the swearing )

wahey for venus in furs. The rest? You're a fuckin' tart!

Lie down gal let me... Not perv I suppose, but certainly seem to me to be more so than Whole Lotta Love.

There’s nowt wrong with liking our Brian (Molko)! ‘Nancy boy’ certainly has ‘dodgy’ (but I hear them in a light-hearted fashion) lyrics – love the flaming melody though.

Ah, but you're forgetting the: "gonna give you every inch of my love" part, Smiley. Rawther suggestive. Or maybe "Black Dog" is a better choice...

I love Scissor Sisters. Got their CD. Favorites are: Mary Take your mama out Numb a Filthy. Tits on the Radio. Well I like all of them actually. Dam I'm I missing something hear? ~:

Is it Herb Alpert, Jasper?

Not quite as suggestive as "let me push it up, push it up.." though, Archer

Bill Clinton - I Let Monica Go Down On Me Yes, the songs real even if the singer is an impostor. Check it out.

Whole Lotta Rosie!

How about 2 Live Crew: Me So Horny...?

Wayne Country & Electric Chairs 'If you don't Want To Fuck Me Baby, Baby Fuck Off' Union Gap 'Young Girl'

Tie me Kangaroo down; a Rolf Harris homage to bondage and bestiality. Two Little Boys; Don't go there Rolf........ [%sig%]

We Aussie's send all the beat paedophiles back to Britain, btw HOX! See yesterdays News Papers for details, you twat! 10 simply doesn't cut my mustard......I hate reduction? Barbra Streisand....... anything Bee Gee's........"anything" Jim Groce?...."Time in a bottle" Evanessence........."anything" Boy George..."The Crying game" Snoop Dog....."Beautiful" Tea Party......."anything" George.........."anything" George Micheal..."Father Figure" The Cowsills....."The Rain, The Park, and Everything" Demis Russos?.....'My Friend The Wind" The Marriage of Figaro......by any orchestral combo and Aria Mark Knoffler and Eric Clapton playing "Classic Gas"...wow "The Cure"......"Anything"......Robby Smith, yummy boy Danny Elfman...."Anything" Leonardo's Bride....."both albums" H. Mancinni......Theme to Romeo and Julliet Fine Young Cannibals..... "anything" Micheal Jackon...." The Earth Song" and "Billy Jean" Garbage........" Androgyny" Annie Lennox...."Talking to an Angel" Kate Bush...."Anything" Harry Nillson...."Without You" Elvis Costelo and the Attractions...."Olivers Army, Accidents will Happen" Bob Dylan...."Lay Lady Lay" Righteous Bros...."Unchanied Melody" Something for Kate...."De ja Vou" Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds...."Anything" Linda R and The Stone Ponies...."Different Drums" The Back Street Boy's......"Everybody" Talking Heads......."Anything" Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark...."If you leave (?)" Jodie Miller........"Home Of The Brave" No Mercy...."When I die" Electric Light Orchestra...."Summer and Lightning, Rockaria, Tight rope" Oliver....."Jean" William Shakespear..."My littel Angel" Alvin Stardust...."Coocha Choo" Gary Glitter....."Rock and Roll, Part 1" Gene Pitney....."Anything" David Cassidy..."Cherish" Elton John...."Song for A Guy" Richard Harris....."Anything" The Clash...."London Calling" Bowie........"Sorrow" Crosby Stills and Nash....."Anything" Mama Cass........"Anyting" Russel Morris(?)......."Tongue Tied and Twisted" Hunters and Collectors......'True Tears of Joy" Elvis Presley..."Always on My Mind, In The Ghetto, Daddy please Don't Cry" Velvet Crush......"Anything" Prince........"Raspberry Berret, Just Go Grazy" Bananarama (?)......."Venus" Eskimo Joe....."Out of The Sea" Roy Orbison....." Only in Dreams(?)" Guns and Roses....."Anything" Roxy Music....."Anything" Nivana........"Especially when Orchestra remixed...brilliant" Guru Josh....."Infinity" Black Box...."Ride on Time" No Doubt....."It's My Life" Anything from the Romantic Renaissance period 1981-84 All House Music.....very cool Did you know that, "The Little Bull" by ????? and The Tijuana Brass Band.......is still the most popular piece of music in modern times? And GNR's, Sweet Child of Mine won the greatest Guitar Riff of all time? "The Little Bull" is so sad and cuuuutttte....And Axel Rose...hmmmmm!

I think it's Salt n Pepa: Push It. Push it real good!

"I kissed a girl"---dont know "Excavation"---U2 "Love Shack"---b52s "Detachable Penis"---dont know lots more but i cant think of them at the mo

Yeah.....that "Detachable Penis"---dont know"....stole my memory completely, lol....Marilyn Manson...I'd reckon? B52's, rock..........Advantage Overkill:" Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon"...Neil Diamond never sounded so good in Pulp Fiction! Hey Anna, are "Cowboy Junkies" still together in the USA?

Two old songs popularlized by Al Jolson: M-O-T-H-E-R (M is for the many ways you love me; O is....) and the other, I don't know the title, but the opening line is: "I want a girl, just like the girl, who married dear old Dad." Oh, and "Mammy" Mammy Mammy how I love you , how I love you, dear old Mammy

Savage Garden:"Truly Madly Deeply"?

Some of the lyrics of detachable penis: Happy Hour Shimmy Disc 1992 Detachable Penis(spoken) I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

aha its sung by "King Missile" shouldnt wonder ....lol

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Hahahahahahahehehehehehe- you're such a wag!

I'm desperately trying to find a song "Detachable Penis" that was written from a female perspective - something to the effect that if she had a penis that could be attached in certain situations, she might get more respect, sort of a feminist lament. Can anyone help?

I'll sell you a copy for 22 bucks.

Overheard from behind a book on the sofa about a year or so ago: Flatmate #1: "I once got chucked out of club because of Dexy's Midnight Runners." Flatmate #2: "Did you come on Eileen?"

i'm a ****** - by ivor biggun, a top 40 smash about 25 years ago dedicated to jasper *big smile*

"Young Girl" - oh yes, what a classic. "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" - or does it just reflect a more innocent time? Anastasia's picked up on "Cecelia" - first oral sex reference in pop music? And I missed it for over twenty years. "Baby Driver" on the same LP... "I wonder how your engines feel" ... Paul Simon, you're naughty but nice! I don't count in-yer-face R+B and hiphop type songs with groin-thrusting black cheerleader-types; come on, use some subtlety, man!

Hmmm....My mum told me I was made by a tadpole thingama-jiggy.... So I just figured it would eventually drop off by its own accord! But as the damn thing hasn't yet, I'm too terrified to sleep with a woman because my mum also told me that my sisters had bitten theirs off, which clearly explains why....uuuhhummmm...you know *Blush*? Missing in Action....*sigh*

That was aussie band The Divinyls How about The Cure - Man Inside My Mouth (as in 'woke up with a...')