Hellooo There...

Flashy hun - very strange that is, I know a P.P.B.T with the same nick as you. lol Tony Cook - Hello. I noticed!!! But Flashy already told me there were a few minor problems and that I should be a good girl and wait it out. ;^) Ely Whitley - Hi there, I'm sure I can manage the arseholes, I've met quite a few over the years. Well I'm certainly over 13, swap those numbers around and that's me age. God I'm getting sooo old!!!! [%sig%]

hellooo right back at ya, i'm new too, and i always log in thinking i'll do something constructive but end up scanning the threads for a topic i can relate to, then i find one and......don't respond.....its chuffin hard when everyone has their own opinions and 'in' jokes about the regulars, you can feel a bit like an intruder....a nice bottle of vino collapso can help(well thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it!)but onlt in moderation mind!

Hello wanderin' walter, it does feel awkward when you join a new site. If you hold my hand I'll hold yours. And I think I shall join you with a bottle alcyhol too ;^)

Just chip on in, be brave, stand firm in the face of adversity. I'm still trying to understand the labrynthine relationships betwixt people here; it's a good anthropological study. Best thing to do is not get into slagging matches with certain people on here. Nicely, nicely. Most of the people are lovely. A few will attempt to psychoanalyse you; they fail miserably.

HI !

Hello Nickers and hello again Walter. I'm sure you will both settle in nicely. When the site is back to normal someone will probably host a virtual party and you can get to know other posters a bit better then.

Hmmm...dirty nickers....looking below watch......Jasper crosses legs.....hunter and collectors.....AG never been hypnotised.....too mistrustful....I bet I can get ya this time! *Stuffs three pairs of fluffy socks down undies* * Puts on red nose and rainbow wig* *Swings watch* ))) Watch the feet ((( *Does the famous Wacko Jacko crotch grasp.... coughs...eyes water* *Swings watch* ))) Watch the hands (((( Oh shit...:~ :~ :~ :~ :~ *pretends to be asleep*

Hahahahahahaahahahaa ;^)

Nickers, ))) Watch The Watch (((( Swing.........Swing.........Swing ))) Watch The Wattttcccchhh ((( Swing...........Swing...........Swing ))) Waaaattttcchhh The Waaaatttttcccccchhhhh....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Now ))) Watch the Watch ((( properly...errrr...maybe! *coughs* Butterflies don't leave skid marks, I slept with a silk worm once..MMMMMMMM

"A few will attempt to psychoanalyse you" Noooo! We would never do that.

ArcherGirl ))) Watch The Watch (((( Swing.........Swing.........Swing ))) Watch The Wattttcccchhh ((( Swing...........Swing...........Swing ))) Waaaattttcchhh The Waaaatttttcccccchhhhh....ohhhh not againnnnnn ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hello there...funny thing is i know a mad Geordie mare with your nickname, wot a funny coincidence that i. Welcome Nickers to ABC, hope you enjoy it here.

Welcome Nickers - we are undergoing technology problems at the moment. All will be a lot better shortly - with any luck.

hi nickers yeah there's a few gluitches in the site at the mo and a few arseholes on these threads now and again but most of us are alright and over the age of 13. Welcome aboard.

Yipeeeeeeeee!!! I finally managed to get on here! Hope all tech probs are sorted soon. archergirl - Oh I never argue hun, that's cos I'm always right. Feel free to psychoanalyse me any time, my shrink says I'm crazy. LoL stephen_d - HI!!!!!!!!!!!! Smiley - Yay, a virtual party, cool. I'll fetch the balloons. And hello to you too. Jasper - *watches watch* I don't think it's going to work. *eyes lower* not bad ;^) Ronnie Corbet - And I would never do it to you lot either... :^)

I said, "attempt", Ronald. That doesn't mean you actually are successful. Jaspie, I've never been able to be hypnotised by anyone. Too mistrustful.

I love the 'Yipeeeeeeeee!!!' and the 'Yay' Nickers... just what we need on the threads at the moment. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy :o)

Hang on to your nickers, nickers, Slimey collects them you know!

Yo Smiley - Well I am a cheery person, I do yay and yipeee a lot, I'm easily pleased. I noticed you've been a bit grumpy on another thread hun, here's some happy pills. *passed blue tablets through virtual gateway* LOL ;^) mississippi - Well if smiley insists on me nickers he can have some *passes shit stained knickers through virtual gateway* ;^)

Actually I'm feeling very jolly today Knickers - 3rd day of lovely sunshine! Thanks for the thought but my virtual gateway is sealed for security reasons :o)