The funniest translation ever...

My Favourite: 'Fragrant spring onion sauce explodescow son' They have a floor show?

Can I please order some big bowl fresh immerse miscellaneous germ?

Yeah, I've seen a lot of these in Asia. Even in a French 'wine bar' type place in Bangkok they offered 'bland coffee.'

I loved the sign at the Chinese restaurant which, instead of (presumably) a "warm welcome", asuured us that we would get a "hot reception".

Are you sure that was a restaurant?

A guy at Uni, Stratos (very Greek), once said to me in broken English: "Come to my house. I will hospitalise you!" Verb conjugation wasn't his strongest suit. Enzo.. www.thedevilbetweenus.com

Not Japanese but there are to meanings for mama and papa in spanish. One is father or potatoes and mother or suck. SO I told my best friend that his mother sucks potatos. Needless to say my arm was sore all day.