Salmon Pusher

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Tue, 2008-12-16 09:42

Salmon Pusher

I was walking down Kilburn High Road on Saturday when a man approached me and asked me whether I wanted to buy any packets of salmon!

Am I be terribly naive and in fact this is some kind of North London code for drugs (packet of salmon= crack, tuna steak=heroin, Mackarel=cannabis etc) or was he actually trying to sell me fish?

I am confused!

Tue, 2008-12-16 16:48

mykle

Sounds fishy to me j :O)

Tue, 2008-12-16 20:53

chuck

That's odd. A friend of mine was driving a lorry load of smoked salmon down Kilburn High Road the other day and a few cases fell of the back.

Tue, 2008-12-16 22:45

Yan2

ahh, it all makes sense now. I reckon you should report it to the police because everyone reckons it's the beavers who dunnit!

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Fri, 2008-12-19 23:07

Moimo

Deffo a thief Jude, though a dodgy product just to stop and ask people. Drink and fags yes, household shoppin though... You'd be surprised though just how many law-abiding citizens aren't quite as law-abiding as they think they are. Take it from me I should know, I was once a policeman, sorry thief. Craig

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