Have you noticed how if you put a surgical glove on top of your head you look like a chicken? I tried that at a friend’s chicken farm when I was a kid and a large cock had me from behind.
(Oh I'm on fire tonight!)
When I was an undergrad, we used to fill surgical gloves with lab ethanol, pierce the fingers (which uncannily resembled the teats on udders) and squirt it down our throats. I say 'we' but I must confess to being the ringleader.
jude
Alcohol inflicts more damage on society than any other drug and not just because it's legal. Ecstasy, a fairly benign drug was totally vilified in the nineties but a raver isn't going to pull a knife on somebody for looking at them in the wrong way. The worst thing they're going to inflict on another human being is one of their disgusting sweaty hugs.
Of all the drugs I have used, alcohol did the most damage both socially and physically and was also the most addictive. I believe most people have an attachment to alcohol and attachment is the cousin of addiction. Needless to say, the insanity got the better of me and I don't drink at all any more.
My parents couldn't really afford to drink as teenagers and had children very young. My generation take a long time to grow up and have more disposable income (or buy rounds on the credit card). The real lethal epidemic we're going to see is alcoholism which kills more people every year than flu!
jude
Give me the beat boys and free my soul! I wanna getta lost in ya rock n' roll and drift away. Drift away...