Holier Than Thou

P'raps he ain't potty trained yet... Bless 'im, he can't help it.

Suits you, Miss.

and while i am in the mood for Basking in My Own Goodness ... i shall pronounce that i have agreed to take part in andy barrett's Napkin Cafe thing and will be sitting on a freezing railway station platform on friday or saturday next week writing poems on demand for travellers ... andy tells me if i want to bring anyone else along i should feel free (!) ... i read this as andy still needing more volunteers ... it's at Nottingham on 8/9/10th November so if you feel like going out on a limb in the name of poetry ... come along ... (will happily also give out some ABC publicity if there IS such a thing?) *basks*

You must be an Angel Fish, fish. Genus 'Ivorius Haloshiner'. A rare breed indeed. Seldom seen in captivity. Noted for being able to breathe whilst ingesting copius quantities of liquids. Often found in deep water.

OOOh yes please fish. We've got loads of ABCtales magazines and postcards for youngABCtales which i would love you to give out if you could. Where should I send them??? My email's lmangan@abctales.com and I'm off on hols tomorrow until friday next week! I can send them today and then maybe come up myself next Friday, emails and big chief allowing! Nottingham's my University City so always up for a return visit and would be good to meet you and hear Andy B's 'Pasties' being played over the station's tannoy! *Phew, bit over-excited there*

Bless you

Can I bring me four mates to make five oafs and one fish?

Nottingham is not too far from me...I may just come and watch!.........More details please if you would so kind

have you got four mates fecky? *she said kindly in a serious and thoughtful life and soul of the party kind of way* all the details of andy's thing are in the ABConlinemag linsi ... i think ...

Really, fish! How can you be foxy with that bleedin' halo lighting you up like a Christmas tree! Get rid of it!!! Project a dark and devilish side. Drop dark hints that you might have been unfaithful to every guy you've ever known. Use druggie phrases. Pretend you might have been a groupie at one time. You know the stuff...

eddie i remember the time when i was a pompous goddess queen fish ...

*has taken vow of silence for the sake of his health*

don't be silent eddie, i think you're on to something. fish could change her name to ivoryfoxbone and write first-hand accounts of the seedier side of murky...yes, a foxy fish with a whiff something edgy...

You mean you don't think she's been projecting that very image for months Eddie ? *hands Fish her favourite T-shirt back*

*polishing halo* andrew knows EXACTLY how sweet and kind and TALL i am seeing as he has met me several times in lincoln ...

Hugely resent the fact that Eddie has called me Foxy, if Foxy constitutes being an unfaithful drug using groupie. *also in a huff*

We stuffed the Foxes good style.

*forgiving eddie due to his uncanny accuracy at assessing people*

*speechless*

god, you lot are weird.

you say you're naked in one thread and say we're weird in another. Pots & kettles methinks.

He obviously has a personality disorder, and needs to give up breast feeding.

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