Pants

Ralph's discussion on pants reminds me of something. Does anyone else occassionally catch their big toe in their underwear when putting them on? That really pisses me off.

Both hands are holding your pants, right? Your foot's on the way to the ground and, with the weight of your leg behind it, is heavier and stronger than your hands. You catch your big toe. Your foot continues to the ground, dragging your hands with it and tippng you @!#$ over tit. Your wife comes in from the shower to see you spinning round on your fat @!#$ on the bedroom floor and says, "What are you doing, you fucking idiot?"

Like I say, that really pisses me off.