dark and moody thread

the DSS are paying me a visit this morning. i may decamp to this thread for quite some time, following. dont feel too pink and fluffy right now. grrrrrrrr. 'bout time they dropped the D

Hey, you kid, what are you haiku-ing about ? What have you got ? Come on - mean and moody James Dean type haiku please ! (I can't do them - my entire knowledge of syllables was passed to me by Una Stubbs tapping at her bicep with two fingers.)

oh i love the man on the giant goose ... tra la laaaaaaa *scatters a few rose petals about the place ...*

and ignores the cries of her children, whom she locked in the basement three days ago, after her eldest showed signs of dark broodiness. others must pay to preserve Fish's pink world...

Tom

not playing

fair in

thread ratings

War!

So if Tom can do it...then

So can I!

Woohoo we back in the lead. Me thinks I am a bit sad.

a LOT of people have tricked me with that one!

excuse me miss... i just have to check your port-hole

but not that one!

Moody - 57 Fluffy - 54

wahey! (I have an aversion to pink) and fluffiness messes up my brain

*bows* in a dark and moody way ......

Tips hat to midgets in the sewer.

*Sneaks a post to draw level with pink and fluffy at 84-84*

Pink and fluffy people have obviously gone to bed. Now for a night attack. Eighty Five. Ha.

can I just say how impressed I was when Andrew's dark side popped its head out earlier? I've not seen our esteemed leader type f***king before.

YES YES YES YES YES YES....... Mud

It was a dark and moody night. As midnight struck, the count moved inexorably to Eighty-six.

excuse me miss... i just have to punch your ticket

really is THAT what its called where you're from! Not really dark and moody though is it?

But wait until you see... *unzips large zip ...THIS!

Oh Please stop you're making me want to vomit !!

*rushes across from bright and early thread. Turns on GMTV to darken mood and drown sound from Lianas pink and fluffy stereo* 88!

Thanks to Stormy and the millions of Spag's fans I shall continue to annoy packs at every chance. After all, he is feisty. Just as I like 'em.

*passes Bucket*

*do you like my new shirt ?* *twirls*

oh god its darker than i feared

Don't follow leaders, watch the parking meters.........

No place for me then...I'm off!

dark and moody? ... this thread is plain CHEAP ...

Strangely, we were talking about dark films and books at lunchtime. I can't cope with most of them cos they give me nightmares (hence my post in the pink and fluffy thread being put up a lot quicker than this one) What do you think of David Lynch, Kubrick, Fellini etc? And American Psycho? (I didn't get into a cab for a month after I read it!) Is this dark and moody enough for this thread?

Brilliant, all brilliant. See, told you I can be serious sometimes...

hey come on dude! it was, like, only my autographed leather photograph of the abc ember night. like, chill out dudes!

oh god its dark dark dark

Well, you started it - you should be pleased! Some people are SO ungrateful...

*Puts 'Leonard Cohen' on stereo and contemplates life*

gmtv is NOT dark and moody!! *wanders around grumbling* why do i have to EVERYTHING in this house

Someone lend me a torch. Its gone dark, everyone's put their fags out. Ralph

Leonard sure fits in my CD player well for a man of his size * attempts to get more postings to this thread* *Sees that all Andy pack can say is, 'Dark and Moody,' and smiles*

*lights up hastily*

Its raining in Denmark.

Whiplash caught the silver son Took the film to No. I Crashed the car and left us here

can I ponce a light?

*marches in with pink torch* what is going on HERE???? ... all of you back to the pink and fluffy thread this MINUTE! ... do you hear me? don't you know what happens if poets start thinking of dark things????? YES ... there will be lots and lots of tortured postings containing the word SOUL ... and that will NEVER do ...