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Ralph Dartford
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Great name Mark What is his Chocolate preference? And can he ride a horse? Ralph
Spag man
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*Turns off the house lights and watches the rain sulk down the window and shouts..* " Death to anything pink and fluffy"
Spag man
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Yes please, Ralphy
Ian Curtis
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Where is that rope then?
Ralph Dartford
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Burn the Durecell bunny and gauge its eyes out. Ralph
Ralph Dartford
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It coming Spag. I've got twist it off the bunny first though. Can you wait? Halph
dogtsar
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right you! just buck up and get a grip. i know i know that routine bites hard and ambitions are low but hey, lighten up buddy
Dark_seagull
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~o~ Beware! ~o~ GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
dogstar
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kubrick... someone mentioned kubrick... i still like his lolita because of peter sellers and james mason, to say nothing of shelley winters as old bamboozled slapper replete with fag stuck to lip... dont mention fags... dont mention fags... bad film, bad bad film... although the jeremy irons remake was irkier (*proud of 'irkier')...
donignacio
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I'm proud of you for using irkier too, Dogstar. Now use idiosyncratic. Where's Stormy?
dogstar
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they disappeared him
Martin_t
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*borrows liana's joy d album, closes curtains, and writes depressing poetry
donignacio
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They can't do that! Bring him back!! Did he disappear due to lack of somebody to absorb his bad Kansas jokes?
david aitchison
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martin's poem goes... when liana bites hard... and stuart is low...
dogstar
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who? i never saw nobody. i don't know nothing
Mykle
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What's the verdict on Love by Nikki Chapman? I hope she doesn't mind me posting a taste of her poem: A warmth runs through me. My blood met by a flame in my heart. Each beat seems to echo, seems livelier, fuller. His love reflects in my eyes filling everything with its own beauty as if each tree or mountain peak happily celebrates us, Votes for us..... Not dark but warm, sensual and moody - go read the rest!
Ralph Dartford
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Kill Paddington Bear as well!!!
Spag man
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Yeah I can wait
dogstar
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*trails fingertip down condensation streaked window... scrapes the initials... gets fingers dirty dirty and wet... it stirs the juices... it says... i...it says... i love....
Ralph Dartford
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And all the Animals on 'Pet Rescue'
dogstar
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mykie, you terrible... today in the dark and moody thread there will be a matinee screening of withnail and i. no pink and no fluff allowed. lighter fuel and the finest wines known to humanity will be available in the foyer prior to the performance.
dogstar
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oh god its true
Ralph Dartford
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and have loved shamen ans serpents..
A spokesperson
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Press Statement: A person matching the description of the disappeared one has been admitted to our clinic for a course of treatment. He is responding well in therapy, although there was a minor setback yesterday when he was found hopping and screaming in the grounds. He claimed there was an invisible dog shagging his leg and kept shouting "Not now Toto!" Our patient settled down once the tranquiliser dart took affect and today is sitting up in bed watching a sepia video. Ends.
Zippy and George
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And as for that @!#$ Bungle
washington irving
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for security reasons the above statement has been edited. it now reads: Press Statement: A person                                       has       admitted to                                                    creaming in                             a              dog                                    bed . Ends. yours, washington irving
Andrea
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Martin the Bard... Lets crap ditties flow...
Andrea
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You forgot the 'in', Mr. Irving. Dreadful overisight.
thatpoacherblok...
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care for a bunny slipper anyone?
Andrea
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Is it roasted? With potatoes and gravy?
fish
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*peers at poacherbloke* is that an eel in your trousers ... or ...
thatpoacherblok...
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no marm, am just pleasta seeya
CMEast
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Dark and Moosy is beating pink and fluffy marginally, I would try and add some of my teen angst but every time I try I can no longer be bothered to type, I just stare at the moniter and mourn for my soul, killed by too many failed christmassessess'ss's'''s and not enough people grabbing my 'torch' in the dark (very cunning by the way Mr Dogstar sir).
Mandy Mottrom
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Ohh I love Laurie Anderson Right up my alley.
justyn_thyme
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*wonders why pink and fluffy crowd are extending length of dard and moody thread* Devil made 'em do it!
Ralph Dartford
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Ahh yes dark dank dripping alleys Tom Waits and Laurie Anderson murdering a Hamburg polka while Mandy Mottrom dances away the memory of her dead lovers with gin and needles
andrew pack
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The pink and fluffy crowd watch in horror as Rolf Harris demonstrates how South Africa's drop goal beat New Zealand in the rugby world cup, with "This little fellah's called Ginger, he's a very sick little kitten". Rolf has come to the dark side. (Rocketing right to the top of my all-time people on television that I wish had a stalker List, replacing Jeremy Sprake, is that gormless idiot who works for the Halifax and thinks he can sing, who for some reason is now flying around the country on a giant goose singing about interest rates. )

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