Making the Bed

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Thank you, go to the top of the class. An apple of a 24-slab of beer is all it takes. Things took a turn for the worse in the bed-making department this morning. My wife actually took the sheets and pillow cases off the bed while I was still in it. As it was such an airy day she decided she needed to wash them. So I had to carry on sleeping on a matress with just a duvet over it (and me) and pillows with no cases.

it is Clearly Wrong to make beds at all ... all the pints of sweat that drip off you in the night and soak into your mattress will never evaporate if you make the bed in the morning ... especially before you even get out of it ... this kind of Unwholesome Houseproudery ought to be Outlawed Immediately along with lots of other things i can't really be bothered to mention but which include ironing ...

...besides, if you always wash everything, what are the poor dust mites going to live on...? Have a heart, for heavens sake.

I'll bring an apple on saturday. if i remember. slabs of beer are only purchased after a serious misdemeanour and only if recipient promises to share 50/50.

Stormy, you're coming on Saturday! Great stuff! Look forward to meeting you.

and you used to moan about the number of threads started which pushed more interesting ones off the front page! (excalamation mark used to communicate an octave of surprise at end of sentence)

I usualy make the bed just before I get in it....so walking around isn't so bad. *hangs head in shame at accusing stares for such slovenly behaviour)

Making the bed! What's that? (exclamation and question marks used because I put 'em anywhere I damn well think fit!)

Stormy, I never , ever moaned about the number of threads started which pushed more interesting ones off the front page. I moaned that it isn't possible to keep interesting threads alive for very long. It's got nothing to do with the number of threads being started. My issue is that once someone adds a comment to a thread it should then jump to the top of the page. There's a difference.

bugger, I do hate it so when I'm wrong.

Consider yourself bollocked then. A detention and three hundred lines of "I must not be wrong."

never mind storms, its such a rare thing... good for the soul though, i hear....

If you push the bed into a corner, it saves 2 sides...

Good idea, Andrea, but it doesn't work with Little Kai's bunk bed. It's so high up that we can't reach over to tuck it in.

Well, if it's THAT high up, you can't see whether it's made or not anyway, I suppose, so why bother?