Need something witty
Tue, 2002-03-05 14:38
#1
Need something witty
Just want a short little witty ditty. Something that could be worn with pride in public places, I have some ideas but I want some more and I thought you guys could help me.
It is supposed to go on some girls shirt with a fabric pen and I want it to be more original than 'Good luck'/'(insert double entrendre)'
Heres a little ditty
which is really rather witty
and will make you look so pretty
when its written on your back
But that isnt good enough, I have others but that one just came to me when I did the first sentance of this topic and I write them as I get them. Thanks
1legspider
Ahh CMEast.. You looking for chat-up lines.
Cmon boys and girls, let see if we can get CMEast laid..
Miles Fotherington
I've got the hots for what's in the box with the dots
Tony Cook
Mr. Humphreys says: "I'm free"
So when you think of him,
Think of me.
Well it took me 30 seconds and it shows!
justyn_thyme
Last Chance Saloon and Casino
Liquor in the Front
Poker in the Rear
CMEast
Possible friend, nowt more
1legspider
Where are the Rhymeing Troupers when you need them???
I recall a chat up line.. lemeseee.. sumthing about.. breakfast,
eggs, farty.. .fertilis..ation. No.no good. Can't remember.. sorry.
Don't think anything that rhymes with 'fart' would work..
You are so pretty
And also so witty
Not atall meaty
Now, lets get filthy
.. There.. *proud*.
Let me know if this works Easty..
Liana
*gasps and swoons*
pesty morrtel
are they an offshoot publisher of romantic novelettes banana?
Primateate
Here's a couple...
When it comes to writing
Well I really am a flirt
I like to look beneath the words
So wear this on your shirt!
Wear these words above your spine -
That bone with nobs (but not like mine!)
Primate
Primateate?! I didn't type that! Damn browser...
CMEast
That was beautiful 1leg, oh and prime, Ive written yours down for evaluation :)