either/or game ...

sunburn, limbs dont tend to drop off from sunburn Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter (sorry, I couldn't think of anything better)

I've decided to answer Funky's question.. solid cause I never know how much to use with the other and it doesn't stink as much also to stay in the game, fey's chocolate cause what you see is what you get pleasure or pain?

I was always a mug for a cup Alison, the bigger the better! Pounds or Euros?

the two are so close dot dot dot pain comma I think tied up or tied down?

Agreed. Pain is life giving, pleasure is life taking. Tied up. Definately.

and after you are tied up you are supposed to play the game and give an either or I'm definitely waiting...

sorry, was tied up. life or death?

don't have to dignify that surely...(as long as we're talking the film version anyway) Ha!!! That's confused you. I still answered..... french or english?

Nip this one in the bud quickly, I think. Euros for business, pounds for people. An important decision to be made I think about what is more important to this country, the interests of business or the quality of life for people. Maybe people overestimate how long it will take them to adjust to new currency (though you still hear older people talk about shillings and half crowns, 30 years on) and what effect it will have on them, but business never seems to mention when it bleats on about the unpredictability of currency that there is already a very good method for buying currency in advance at a fixed price. music or films ?

Music or films is inconsistent with the prototype. Cups or mugs suggests the comparison should be two things that are much the same, just in a different form, such as euros and pounds. How about shoes with laces or slip-on shoes?

Life coz death ain't worth living for.. handcuffs or kipper ties?

french letter or postcard?

Blimey, rules are coming in at an early stage. Laces. (Huge sweeping generalisation coming up - seven years of observation of Lincolnshire paedophiles has revealed their prevalance for slip-on-shoes, preferably gray. Please note from earlier logic discussions Some paedophiles wear slip on shoes does not equate to, people who wear slip on shoes are paedophiles or are more likely to be. It's just an observation - the brown mac stereotype is completely fictional, but common denominator is the colour gray generally, slip on shoes, trousers worn so that the bottom finishes about two inches above the ankle. ) Milk or cheese ?

Slips-ons because I'm very, very lazy. Bitter or lager?

letter... more personal....nice to receive (or is that a french letter?) bob monkhouse or bruce forsythe

ahem! there is no such rule as the things ought to be similar ... thus andrew's music or films question is valid ... *looks stern*

Cheese because you can't have milk on toast. Bitter or lager?

bruce is the more natural although bob is funnier off camera forsythia or golden bells?

*looks astern*

Oh music everytime. It is so user friendly, and you don't have to sit still and do nothing else to enjoy it. In or out?

In is the new out, or so I believe.

i don't have any lace up shoes ... i have a couple of pairs with buckles ... i think i like them best ... i more often drink lager tho i would like to answer "bitter" ... and i think "in" rather than "out" ... being in round the kitchen table with booze and your best mates and having a good conversation and hooting with laughter ... that's my favourite way to spend time ... but i also love going to the pictures ... (just saw the gorgeous Gosford Park) ... and eating somewhere nice ... i went to the local cafe bar type thing last night ... it was full of young people eyeing each other up lasciviously ... it was quite sweet and nostalgic ... so next: leather or lace?

leather is so much more practical fur or feather?

handcuffs - kipper ties sound more uncomfortable. tights or stockings?

Fur can be fake, so that. Lennon or McCartney?

McCartney - he's still alive, and his melodies are sweetly pretty. (oh did I take an extra turn, sorry) Pork or Beef?

golden balls every time.... earl grey or pg?

pg tips the scales. Torturing Tanya or Torturing Bambi? ps you can overdo this either/or thing you know...

What a question! Stockings, stockings, stockings etc. Boxers or jockeys?

Beef, I can pick a beef, but not if I am in a pork barrel. Metric or Free Verse

Neither: the only meat I eat is fish and occasionally chicken. skunk or solids?

Both fine athletes of marvellous sports... Oh wait...sorry...

I have no beef with cows, so I'll choose pork. Brass Bands or Copper Bracelets?

tights big thick wooley ones symphony or damn sex or telly pc or mac

Dirty Mac. Hell or high water?

brass bands because they dont turn your wrists green ... parnsips or handbags?

Hell, it's warmer eyes or ears?

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please speak up. eyes odds or sods

? or ??

Odds - as long as they are good. Joke or smoke?

Parnsips, because you can put a parnsip in a handbag , but not vice-versa! Squids and Octopi

smoke you can make jokes about smoke but you can't smoke a joke filter tipped or roll-ups?

Squid because here's that sick squid I owed you. Hairy or shaved?

Hair-reee Britney or Kylie?

Kylie because she's a tiny bit less artificial. and I used to watch her in neighbours. OKlet's go for the big one:- Saddam or Bin Laden?

filter tipped, no yellow fingers kids or money?

Saddam is such a sad damn little man, yet my bin is already laden with trash. Nothing to choose between them. Lara Croft or Quistis Trepe?

Ho hum (strolls in...) 'Hmm no-one around!' 'I think i'll have another go while nobody's looking' (e-griff (for it is he) has put the ribs and spicy chicken in the oven, also the sweet corn. THe nachos are ready in the microwave for a 45 sec flash, and the table is covered with bread, salsa, 'rib and wing sauce' , piri-piri etc. Another 10 minutes, and ravenousnessosity will be rife! He sips at a glass of the 'good stuff' (blushful Hippocrene etc - grows near his French estates)) Saddam ! because 'Bin' 's Bin done! (scuttles off to write another aimless episode of 'Where is that quincunx Mabel? I bet its in one of your drawers!' for the abc Imperium) big night tonight folks! Pheeewew! but I do have a life. (exit, sans cobwebs)

No, I was forestalled/and revealed! Sorry Zyv (extends arm invitingly) Please do carry on! (sobs, scuttles off)