OK, so we've done this before but it's still fun...

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OK, so we've done this before but it's still fun...

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are some recent winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes
and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an @!#$.

Poetrude
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nadpoles - sperm cells (look like tadpoles originate from nads) porkscrew - what Kermit does to miss piggy at night assport - identifying document for the buttocks ( example usage) Excuse me sir - the photocopier seems to have been broken at the party last night, some of the lads seemed to have sat on it and made bum-prints, but we should be able to identify them, they've left their assports behind Wilthy (from Filthy and wealthy meaning dirtily rich) Bonkey - (masculine) to be hung like and shag like a donkey
Poetrude
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beoderant - naturally occuring unpleasant body scent
funky_stargull
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pluddle - a cross between a dog and a plum. hashtray - something to aid and abet technohippies. paradot - a dot that should not be, but is. tagoraphobia - a morbid dislike and irrational fear of labels in clothes. plutterfly - a cross between a butterfly and a plum.
Ari
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Malestrom: a large, violent and noisy gathering of men Texile: a lost redneck
Tom Saunders
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bodhisattvac - serene hoover. tribulatio - fraught oral sex smugma - an offensive secretion retart - put on fresh make-up predickament - running out of condoms
robert
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predicamint - running out of flavoured condoms
Tom Saunders
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he-he
Ari
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prediktamint knowing before hand you will run out of flavoured condoms
jude
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borgasm -pleasure from sexual activity engaged in because one has nothing better to do
Suzy Scrotum
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Climex - borgasm south of the border.
Tom Saunders
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Puts on trousers and lowers voice.
robert
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ginius - expert alcoholic
Tom Saunders
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Cookney - Jamie Oliver
Tom Saunders
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Sobert - expert tee-totaller
jude
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husbank - male companion sought only for fiscal gain
jude
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smirnaff - cheap vodka
jude
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hedgehag - essex girl collapsed by roadside after a night on the bacardi breezers
jude
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Barcardi Geezer - Man who drinks girly alcopops *getting into this*
mississippi
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Whormones - the sounds all us guys like to hear.
jude
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masturbyte - pornographic computer image
mississippi
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Dicktionary - girls version of Penthouse.
mississippi
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Vergin - girl who shags by the roadside.
e-griff
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Griffiti - what I do here
jude
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slowjob - self explanatory - prolonged fellatio
mississippi
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Basilton - a large bag of herbs.
jude
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abcjales - feeling one is imprisoned in a certain website
mississippi
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Poet Rude - see 3 posts up!
mississippi
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Penix - dickless?
Hoxtoneye
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ABCmales: collective noun for a group of witty, erudite, caring, sensitive, babe-magnets.
Swordfish
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*chokes on cheap sherry*
Hoxtoneye
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I've told you about swigging it from the bottle!
Wordsword
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Cosshack - Russian journalist. Elepants - Large trousers. Desperanto - Language of outlaws. Proustitute - Literary French tart. Sorendipity - Accidentally understand Kirkegaard’s theories. Stamurai - Japanese with speech impediment. Texcommunicate - Talk to cowboys. Tautobiography - A tense life story. Vegina - Vegetarian’s sex organ.
faithless
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abctalcs - dry, slightly violet-scented and powdery conversationalists
robert
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scud-u-like - arms franchise
Tom Saunders
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Ivoryfishblone - watching footie on TV
Tom Saunders
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bargoyle - dodgy looking female down the pub
Tom Saunders
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pianofarte - pass wind loudly fonduel - hot cheese fight mondominium - very strange accommodation conquistadork - spanish invader with stamp collection
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