National Poetry Comp £5K 1st prize!

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National Poetry Comp £5K 1st prize!

ah yes there is still time for all you lovely poets out there to enter the National Poetry Competition ...

what a bison prize fund ...

enter online too so even lazy poets like me can do it ...

http://www.poetrysociety.org.uk/comp/comp.htm

closing date 31st October so get your pink and fluffy skates on darlings ...

ely whitley
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okey dokey *rubs hands together* right, here we go....erm "On the bridge sat the bishop of Buckingham..." maybe not..ooh! how about "The estate agent told me my house should be plastered" hmmmm, not quite. Maybe something a bit more romantic. *ahem* "Darling, what's this that has risen between us?" no, can't think of a decent rhyme! damn.
Andrea
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Darling, what's this that has risen between us? The crimes you've committed are dastardly, heinous! No, p'raps I'll give it a miss, too...
faithless
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darling what's this that has risen between us i don't know but it's bigger than your penis seems so obvious rilly.
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