National Poetry Comp £5K 1st prize!
Tue, 2002-10-22 18:18
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National Poetry Comp £5K 1st prize!
ah yes there is still time for all you lovely poets out there to enter the National Poetry Competition ...
what a bison prize fund ...
enter online too so even lazy poets like me can do it ...
http://www.poetrysociety.org.uk/comp/comp.htm
closing date 31st October so get your pink and fluffy skates on darlings ...
okey dokey
*rubs hands together*
right, here we go....erm
"On the bridge sat the bishop of Buckingham..."
maybe not..ooh! how about
"The estate agent told me my house should be plastered"
hmmmm, not quite. Maybe something a bit more romantic.
*ahem*
"Darling, what's this that has risen between us?"
no, can't think of a decent rhyme! damn.
Darling, what's this that has risen between us?
The crimes you've committed are dastardly, heinous!
No, p'raps I'll give it a miss, too...
darling what's this that has risen between us
i don't know but it's bigger than your penis
seems so obvious rilly.