Changing the name of a movie
Fri, 2001-12-21 08:40
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Changing the name of a movie
At work sometimes we play change the name of that movie.
We just change one word to give the movie a new meaning.
Most of the name changing seems to be of the blue kind, but it doesn't have to be does it? ;-)
Here goes.
Pearl Necklace...was that bad?
Pish Spouse
BeckHamlet - Alas, Poor Yorke, he's poo as well!
Moulin Rogue - Cabaret for dylsexics
The Paino - Concerto for dyslecixs
Once Upon A Time In The Vest - Charles Bronson is gunning for Rab C Nesbitt
Lard of the Rings - Gazzandalf spews his Ring
Harry Patter - Only showing in Glasgow
The Hodfather - Irish Mafia Trilogy
Plump Fiction - Anorexia is all in the mind
Vicky
thighs wide shut
(sorry too many brothers)
Karl Wiggins
Legless in Seattle
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philospher
stephen gardiner
Paws - killer puppy terrorises jolly US holiday resort
The Ten Commandants - a brief history of Stallag 13
Ben Hurtz - biopic of rental car heir
Kelp - zany beat combo in seaweed smuggling frollic
justyn_thyme
When Harry Et Sally- cannibalism in New York Deli
The Supple Hose of Cairo- prequel to Long Wrench of Arabia
justyn_thyme
The Seventh Squeal- the career of actor Ned Beatty
Muzzy
Fatal contraption... dogey car dealer.
Camp David
'Butch Cassidy and the Sunburnt Queen'
justyn_thyme
Bonny and Clod
stephen gardiner
The Hound of the Basketballs - Holmes takes 7% solution and slam dunks
Brittle Women - touching tale of four extremely sensitive girls
Jordan Eyre - psychological drama about orphaned boy in 1800s
Muzzy
A Christmas Barrel... a right booooozy plot.
Roy.
"The English Patient" to "What the f*ck was that about, then?"
martin_t
Top Bun....a story of a crack air force baking squad
Muzzy
The Prince and the Porker.
Around the World in 80 gays
Tom Saunders
Single Tight Female - not a porn movie, but a film about a dangerous one-legged girl lodger.
Purple Prose of Cairo - Cairo fails as a writer.
Pork Chap Hill - see Prince and the Porker.
The Pelican Briefs - a story of large, saggy underwear.
Rennies from Heaven - a special gift for Christmas from a caring deity.
Muzzy
NOW WERE ARE ROCKIN' TOM
HAHAHAHA SINGLE TIGHT FEMALE
Mark Yelland-Brown
Apocalypse Cow
panara
Hairy Potters and the Philospher's Stoned would be an interesting movie!
Vicky
The Gladvibrator
justyn_thyme
As Dull As It Gets- life and times of Woodrow Wilson
The Drench Connection- making of Whinging in the Rain
Whinging in the Rain- making of the Umbrellas of Cheroot
Umbrellas of Cheroot- documentary about keeping tobacco dry in rainy weather
Little Pig Pen- starring Dustbin Hoffman
Midnight Homeboy- making of Booty Haul
Booty Haul- story of the night before Christmas
Les Basketballiques- Harlem Globetrotters murdered in French boarding school
Straw Whores- starring Luke Skypunter
Eat Me- documentary about extraterrestrial cuisine
Some Like A Cot- story of Army life in WWII
The Greatest Story Ever Sold- life and times of JFK
justyn_thyme
Glad He Ate Her- cunning linguist swallows his words
justyn_thyme
The Scary Bitch Project- the history of the Oprah Winfrey phenomenon, staring Anne Widdecombe in blackface
The Breakfast Ate Liz' Fanny- unreleased, but probably something to do with Michael Jack's son and E-tailer
Tom Saunders
Jules Ate Jim - Another sort of French Connection.
Shag the Dog - Dustin Hoffman reprises the role of Tootsie.
Emily Dubberley
Beatrix Potter and the Philosopher's Stone...
justyn_thyme
Harry Piddler and the Kidney Stone