Downstairs

... and them that can't talk about it inhabit internet forums...

If the cap fits!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . there's much less chance of pregnancy.

*agog*

Lubrication.. now thats a wonderful word that just rollls off ones tongue. ..wonders why again we call people we don't like tight C**ts.. perhaps there was more to that misogynism thread.

Stu I like to call it the 'old postbox'. Ralph

Yes, but are some better than others?? And how do you tell?

*fascinated*

Women like to say that you can judge the size of man's penis by looking at his car. Does this mean we, in turn, should looking at the size of their garage?

I like a nice clean garage...

Ok. I went out with a girl from Tunbridge Wells (who, coincidently, was the double of Alice Beer. Oh Man!) And she was fully aware that her apparatus was of a compact nature. Most of her lovers had commented on it. It seemed to be very popular. I can't recall the experience to well because I tend to spend alot of time drunk. She smelled nice.

I just thought of a joke. A joke for forum nerds and internet geeks. A joke, children, for us. Q. What's the difference between humans and computers. A. With computers the, software goes into the hardware. er...

.. don't get that one, sorry. Clean garages, yes. But dirty women. Back to your serious question, Stuart.. are some better than others? so qualities, then. I'd say a GSOH is a must.. but not too dry or sarcy you understand.

a downstairs with a sense of humour? .... a laughing fanny?

I think dry was the joke there

Ok.. I dont think in a moustachiod.. cigarred.. wise crack-ing.. Groucho Marx sort of way. I think that would be off putting.

...not even frantic, sketch making, dead parrot finding Monty Python sort of way. also Benny Hill style would be too tiresome.. once you have been three times round the block..

I am with 1leg. I love it when natural lubrication rolls off the tongue. I don't particularly subscribe to the male/female arguments about size, shape, etc. The act should be magic. But slippery and hard are two good concepts to cling on to. Whenever I quote Grace Slick (oh look out - Hoxtoneye will recognise this one quickly) who sang "It ain't the meat it's the motion" I am dismissed as an inadequate male. If male inadequacy has only to do with physicality then probably no arguments there, but I have my other charms. I was going to say I can lick my eyebrows but that would be flippant. The discussion in pubs and magazines is usually about the length/breadth/angle/staying power of the chap. But what profiteth it a woman to ridicule a man because he's limp when the inside of her front bum is like sandpaper? Or vice versa. The problem is deeper and involves both parties and usually can be overcome with affection, consideration and conversation.

the SOFTware goes into the HARDware... wheras in humans.....

'But what profiteth it a woman' Wow! 'front bum' Wow! sandpaper! er....

Yes Stephen.. .. and humour. But not only in the 'Last of the last Summer Wine' sort of way..

oh.. and sandpapery chins can be ok too.. but I'd better leave now.. Evening all.

HONK!

There's something wrong with my hard disk and my computer keeps going down but I'm still stuck with a floppy - must be a virus!

One word Stewpot, ORGASM AJ PS if you got it, the lady will. PPS Why are you so preoccuppied with genitalia??????? You DO know that saying, "Them that can do, them that can't, talk about it".